Radio Candle

Listening to music while beating thy meat in the shower. Radio candle is obtained when dick burn begins to occur.

Farley: Afternoon Richard, how are you?
Richard: Not so good, I'm still feeling the effects of radio candle from when I beat it in the YMCA shower.

by King Shlong July 25, 2015

swedish candle

When a girl tries to deep throat a guys dick and throws up on it.

Yo this girl was trying to deep throat me and gave me a Swedish candle!

by MarissaRos August 15, 2016

hella candles

Something Logan paul said became he had a lot of candles on his music video set

There is hella candles in here

by Thatpig_guy October 8, 2017

Votive candle

Your wife buys votive candle for a votive candle holder and buys the wrong size.. too big to fit thru the opening. You say give me that thing and i will make it work. She says i will give you one million dollars if you make it fit. So i take the candle out of the tin. Bend tin and place it into the holder. Then i take candle and shove it thru shaving a little off the sides. Reassemble candle into tin hand it to her and ask for that million.

That is my votive candle definition and story.

by Kuehlstein March 4, 2018

Be Candle

"Be Candle" is a spoof song made by Middle Diddle in 2018 achieving great success with his only audience being from an app named AntiChat"

Man that song “Be Candle” sure is dope.

by TheJackal_1 May 30, 2018

Butt candled

When one accepts the sucky choices others have to dish up no matter how time sensitive, important or otherwise compassionate it may be. One who will unapologetically put themselves before cyclists who would happily eat salt and vinegar chips despite the cyclist being awfully overweight and lethargic. No amount of tumeric or green tablets will help. Insert rainbow shark png.

Matt was butt candled for being himself. No matter how sick he was, the butt candling would continue deep into the night.

by Hamurai September 27, 2018

15 Candles

When your 15th birthday is just a regular day. Think of the Molly Ringwald movie "Sixteen Candles" but move back one year.

Mel: Ugh my birthday will be 15 Candles.

Sebastian: Aw don't think like that. You'll have a bombastic birthday, babe.

Mel: awww thanks

by angsty_agender April 3, 2019