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The Slap-Chop

A sexual finishing move, usually done at the end of oral sex.

When one ejaculates in to their hand, slaps their partner across the face with the semen filled hand, and comes back with a chop. This is all one motion, using the same hand. Yelling "Slap-Chop" is optional.
"Dude, do The Slap-Chop to her."
by Bradley and The Cosmonauts January 2, 2010
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Navy Chop

Is a judo chop that is performed by jumping high into the air, a leg raised so it will seem that you are about to drop kick the person, so while they cringe they expose their neck, where a brutalizing judo chop is performed on it. Usually leads to instantaneous death, however there has been known to be survivors, but those are very rare, and you should not be expect to survive if the Navy Chop is performed on you.

Requirements in order to do the Navy Chop:
Must have served time in the Navy
Must be a Freemason
Must be from Kyrgyzstan
Must be a brother of Phi Chi Epsilon
B.rab: Damn, that guy is taking your girl bro

Borat: *smirks* It's alright

Performs the Navy Chop on the guy

B.rab: Damn bro, remind me not to fuck around with any of your girls
by B.rab June 19, 2010
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Nazi Chop

A quick hit to your chest, then you chop at your target.
by Randolph .A. A May 1, 2008
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Bollocks Chops

by BURKBURKBURKBURK August 18, 2003
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Crotch Chops

The large magnificent cascade of pubes flanking both sides of a man's overgrown undercarriage.
"Mark's been growin out his crotch chops for swimsuit season."
by JusticeLeagueAssembled March 21, 2012
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pork chop

A slang term from cantonese and mandarin. meaning ugly fat girl, can be also used to insult women of being ugly.
Stupid pork chop get out my face, your ugliness is breaking me into tears
by lilxghettodragon July 31, 2005
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Pork Chop

A racist term refering to Puerto Rican people
Pork Chops like to steal, isn't that right Jaime?

Hey don't those Pork Chops hit my weed, they are scavanger smokers.

Hey isn't Fat Joe the rapper a Pork Chop?
by Jamie PuertoRican July 22, 2004
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