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Diet Chicago

A place where there is no crime and has a very trustworthy population.
Living in Diet Chicago is such a paradise.
by bonelesspizza April 5, 2017
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The Chicago Delusion

The Chicago Delusion is the belief that for every experience or interaction to be had in Grand Rapids there is a superior analog in Chicago. It is a way for Grand Rapids residents to withdraw into a fantasy world where everything is different but in such a way that they aren’t challenged to learn a new language, food, culture, or way of life. Those who succumb to the Chicago Delusion foreclose on their social capital in Grand Rapids long before they move away, if they succeed in doing so. You can see the bean reflected in their two-thousand-yard stare.
The Chicago Delusion had taken hold of Cameron, but now that he's moved to the city, he's already talking about how nice it would be in LA.
by FruityShtetls February 1, 2018
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preppy chicago teens

A species on its own, the preppy chicago teens. You can find these kids at certain schools around chicago, and with an exception of the kids who were too broke to go to private school but still consider themselves “preppy” and “upper class”. Ignatius, loyola, parker, latin, regina are full of preppy individuals. These kids wear vineyard vines EVERYTHING, girls usally have a vera bradley id, lily pulitzer skirt or shorts and tory burch sandals or jack rogers. When wintertime hits chicago the preppies wear a Patagonia jacket and Patagonia snap-T fleece underneath to keep extra warmth. Boat shoes are common and girls wear hunter boots or uggs. The preppies of chicago all live in Lincoln park, gold coast, river north, lakeview and somewhat around there. On the weekends they hangout in a large group with their other preppy friends and go get tonys burrito mex (a local taco place) around lakeview. Some preppy boys don’t hangout becuase they are too busy playing hockey for a triple A team. Most preppies also have a membership to midtown, east bank club or a local country club. Usally the girls on the weekends go out to eat at summer house santa Monica, hampton social or any place with a cute wall or sign for their insta.
Hey, i wonder why there are 20 girls trying to take a photo by the “rosé” wall?
Oh thos are the preppy chicago teens ignore them
by welikechickenfried November 22, 2018
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Lil Chicago

Hamilton, Ohio is a city just North of Cincinnati called Lil Chicago, Manley due in part to Chicago gang leaders moving drug businesses to the area in the 30’s. The name and title of Lil Chicago is kept alive to this day due to the crime and gang activities on the east side of Hamilton. Other nicknames for this city include ham, h-town, the H and the west side of the city is often referred to as hamiltucky. For those in the city, west and East are often considered separate cities being split by a river with two completely different lifestyles, East consisting of mostly black Americans and Hispanic Americans making little to no income.
I would rather not move to Lil Chicago, nothing but crackheads and violence.
by All things Ohio September 6, 2020
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A Chicago Cigarette

Back when shatter (cannabis concentrate) was making its first appearance in the Chicagoland area, I found a very discreet and nice way to get high. I would put a little piece of shatter on the tip of my cigarette, and a Chicago cigarette was born. It can also be heated up and spread on the outside of the cigarette.
Before bed I would love to get a little high, ima have a Chicago cigarette before I lay down and go to sleep.
by MJC847 April 27, 2021
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Cleveland Chicago Express

Shitting on someone's chest though an open sunroof.
I almost got an indecent exposure charge after giving her a Cleveland Chicago Express.
by BigDrew77 April 21, 2022
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Dicking in Chicago

When at approximately 22:45pm you pull your trousers down and show your dick to Chicago!
Hey Tyler you fuck, I might go dicking in Chicago tomorrow
by Your own Nan April 26, 2017
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