When, after a spicy meal, a man, preferably the governor of Texas or the President of the United States, takes a shit on a woman's chest, then titty fucks her.
"What say you and me go back to the Lincoln Bedroom and I show you what we mean in Texas by Chili Con Carne?"
by RT November 22, 2004
Get the Chili Con Carne mug.When you assfuck a girl who is so constipated it breaks the no-shit barrier and releases an unstoppable wave of shit.
SKRUNK: Yo, Billy... you hook up with that bitch last night?
BILLY: Yeah, but she was all constipated when I stuck it in her ass and the bitch chili fountained on my balls.
BILLY: Yeah, but she was all constipated when I stuck it in her ass and the bitch chili fountained on my balls.
by shit sex ass chili fountain June 7, 2009
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The worst sort of diarhea.
When it's so bad that You're spraying the back of the toilet, the toilet seat, the towels.
When it's so bad that You're spraying the back of the toilet, the toilet seat, the towels.
"Holy shit, I don't know what Trang put in that Denver Omelette I got off the truck this morning but I was just shootin' chili outta shotgun"
by Marty Fahkeuse December 24, 2002
Get the shootin' chili outta shotgun mug.Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.
by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018
Get the Mexican Chili Pepper mug.1) Empty your bowels.
2) DO NOT FLUSH THE SHIT! Put it in a baggie
3) Put the shit (bag and all) in the freezer until desirably frozen
4) Once frozen, use said shit as a sex toy, specifically a dildo
2) DO NOT FLUSH THE SHIT! Put it in a baggie
3) Put the shit (bag and all) in the freezer until desirably frozen
4) Once frozen, use said shit as a sex toy, specifically a dildo
Why purchase a dildo when you can perform the Alaskan Chili Dog? Its easy, free, and you just can't beat the pleasure!
by Hugh G. Rekshinn October 23, 2009
Get the Alaskan Chili Dog mug.v. the act of being hella chill, or straight chillin out, on a regular day to day basis
n. a lifestyle that involves being chill as a cucumber 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year*
*366 days a year on leap year
n. a lifestyle that involves being chill as a cucumber 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year*
*366 days a year on leap year
by ihop462 October 21, 2010
Get the chillin hard on the reg mug.Chili you can find at the popular fast food restaurant, Wendy's. Named after a woman placed a severed thumb in her chili, then tried to blame it on Wendy's to collect a large cash settlement.
by hatewords August 30, 2006
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