by Bella_kitten May 31, 2009
Get the Cheeses Ricemug. 1. (noun) The smell produced by someone's penis when they don't clean the cum off of their cock before stuffing it back into their underwear.
2. (verb) To stuff your cum-covered penis back into your underwear without cleaning it off first.
2. (verb) To stuff your cum-covered penis back into your underwear without cleaning it off first.
by breezy_caesar April 11, 2021
Get the Shrimp Cheesemug. by Yeefelix October 21, 2019
Get the Stray Cheesemug. The microscopic elves that live inside soft cheeses, are birthed when you destroy said cheese, and live in the ether. In their downtime they pay bills and produce corn. And play basketball.
Oh shit, did you just dive into that cheese? Now you have 27 billion cheese elves on your body right now! Better call Mrs. Frizzle.
by MoshiMooshkillers November 27, 2021
Get the cheese elvesmug. Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.
Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have
Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.
Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.
by Capt Spanky October 2, 2007
Get the Cheese Gurumug. The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.
Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
Get the Tug Cheesemug. what you start calling mac and cheese after you've tasted baked macaroni and cheese (so much better).
by BeatleOJ July 9, 2011
Get the Crap and Cheesemug.