Matthew Chance

Matthew Chance is a great friend and person to have in your life. Give him a "chance" and you'll always have someone to gossip and tell your secrets. Never left him go

" i wish my friends were as loyal as matthew chance ".

by Eldyen December 29, 2022

High chance

Its Low chance but opposite.
When something has a big possibility to happen.
As if something that you don't or do want to happen has a lower chance then when something other.

There is not a high chance that you are seeing this.

by Awildpersonapears! April 24, 2023

Your chance of getting bitches

0%

What’s your chance of getting bitches?

by 80FF4D33ZNUT51NY0URM0UTH April 29, 2023

nolan chance

Nolan Chance is a alpha male who refuses to be inquired by drugs, sex, or alcohol. Making in appearance in Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter 4, Season 4. Even being in many collabs with famous icons such as Khaby Lame, Nick Eh 30, Fish Thicc, Ninja, FaZe Jarvis, Maquoddy B. Larkin, and Robert Oppenheimer. Much is unknown about Nolan Chance besides being a charismatic and optimistic guy, and having a tenuous passion with sleeping with small Indian boys.

I love Nolan Chance from Fornite

by God Of Condoms September 2, 2023

Be Chauncey

To miss an exam.

Example:

Professor: Yes, Chauncey, what can I do for YOU?
Chauncey: Professor Adjuncter, Remember. I go by Spike. I missed the exam. When can I take it?
Professor: Well, Spike, what does the syllabus say about missed exams?
Chauncey: Beats me.
Professor: Let me refresh your memory. You must notify me in advance if you will miss an exam, or you will get a zero, unless there is an emergency. Did you have an emergency?
Chauncey: No. I had an extreme emergency.
Professor: Sorry to hear that. What was it?
Chauncey: It was extreme. And it was an emergency. I had to wake up, and I didn't. So I overslept. Too much partying, dude.

To be continued...

Example continued:

Professor: Well, Chauncey, er, Spike, the exam was a week ago. It's been corrected and returned. Why am I HEARING about it now?
Chauncey: I was busy. Remember I had an emergency. An extreme emergency.
Professor: So now you expect me to write another exam just for you, even though the syllabus says that you should get a zero? Do you know how hard it is to write an exam?
Chauncey: Not my problem, Professor Adjuncter. When can I take that exam?
Professor: You can't take the exam. Sleeping late is not an emergency. Waiting a week to tell me is even worse.
Chauncey: How's tomorrow? I can take it tomorrow?
Professor: No. You can't take it tomorrow. You can't take it at all. You got a zero.
Chauncey: I'm going to the dean. I'll have your job, you worthless piece of dung.
Professor: Well, do what you must, Chauncey. Even before the zero, the average in the was a 38. If you score 100% in everything, you will still fail.
Chauncey: Oh, yeah, I meant to ask about extra credit.

Don't miss exams. Don't be Chauncey.

by Some rando out there August 2, 2024

Devils Chained

The act of covering a chain in hot sauce and then sticking it up ones rectum.

Last night I was bored so I Devils Chained my friend, let's say he had a spicy experience.

by rekrz August 2, 2024

Rodeo Chancellor

A term made popular by GRF Rebirth during his teens. means a governing person who does well not only for feeling good but to be better himself, learning to adopt habits that leak into profound learning, leading to divine element. A true rodeo chancellor may be a one who he governs the friend group over all the wrongdoers

He leads his group to a better path, he must be a "Rodeo Chancellor"

by SVG WRAITH March 9, 2024