Hot Carl

Taking a shit on a woman's belly after you fuck her.

I gave her a hot Carl, after I buttfuccked her.

by Ciamnyss August 4, 2018

Dirty Carl

When one of your work mates brings in all manners of illnesses and passes them on to everyone else.

I'm going to have to take a week off Boss I was sat next to Dirty Carl the contagious twat...

by Bonkbobbignose January 22, 2021

Carl Dave

Carl Dave is the name of the fucking sexiest man you ever know if you got him don't leave em. fuck em

oh my! Carl Dave is good

by CDMJ June 8, 2021

Fancy Carl

When you’re a Caucasian man child that jerks off every time you watch the play Alexander Hamilton. So during sex you fill your partners mouth with hot water and tie a tea bag to your balls. Proceeding to dunk them in her mouth until tea is brewed. While wearing a top hot and saying “I fancy a cup of tea”.

Good day. I do fancy myself some tea. My lady would you mind to fancy carl tonight?

by ThatGuyJohny October 20, 2021

Carl

Very col dud

Carl is slay

by Obit July 10, 2022

Carl

Someone who never buys a pint, always moans about their bad shoulder, has a shitty neighbour and always complains their darts slip out their hands

Carls lingering at the bar again

by Bigronnysniffer February 6, 2024

Carles

carles is the crypto guy you hear women constantly talk about. he is also into nft and whatnot.

Pablo: Have you heard Carles sold an NFT at 40x?
Nil: Yeah, he is GMI
Pablo: WAGMI

by mercury dime November 22, 2021