National cuddle day

On April 12th you have to cuddle with someone for 20 minutes

Today is national cuddle day can we cuddle

by Moneymadesis May 24, 2018

waxing the brass candlestick

masturbating

Joey: Bro I was waxing the brass candlestick last night

Colin: Ew wtf

by simplydick September 19, 2016

cuddle puddle

A euphemism for the post-coital wet spot, where circumstance (think college-sized twin bed), necessity (think passing out drunk), or love (think box on demand) requires your after sex cuddling to take place on the wet spot.

Q: "Dude, what was it like hooking up with Jana last night?"

A: "Fantastic. Before last night, I thought the only thing that tight and wet was the water seal at an amusement park. But she did make me sleep in the cuddle puddle, which sucked."

by The Original ARy December 31, 2008

candle

a person with red pubes

aka red haired kid (ginger) with red pubes

dude zack is such a fucking candle

red in the head fire in the bed

by say WhAt!?!?1 December 23, 2008

cuddlebuddy

a term for one of the guys in a bromance. Used in the same, homosexual-but-not-homosexual way as "bromance".

John is Sam's cuddlebuddy. That's one heck of a bromance right there.

by pasueydocode April 25, 2011

cuddle fuck buddy

like a cuddle buddy and a fuck buddy), aka CFB
cuddle fuck buddies are usually ppl you make out with when you're bored or you're really horny, NOT A BOYRIEND/GIRLFRIEND

I need a cuddle fuck buddy, I'm so horny!

by Diabla0Diosa November 26, 2005

Cuddlebun

1. The term used to describe two people cuddled up together so tight that their body heat creates a warm sensation.

Remaining in this position for a length of time would be referred to as "baking a cuddlebun".

Well sweets, how about after you get off work you come over here. We'll throw on a movie and bake a nice cuddlebun.

by phroot March 27, 2009