Sexual position wherein a female with an overly hairy muff (70's style) sits on their partner's face, back to nose, so the bush creates a beard on the sat upon.
With summer approaching, my girl was preparing for bikini time by getting a brazillian wax. I told her, "Hold on, this is a rare opportunity to experience a Bearded Stanislaw."
by G-Lux Chi-Town Melissa January 22, 2009
by Beard Oil November 16, 2016
when a couple straight dudes start making out; can also be used as a pejorative or emasculating insult, implying that a man or men (especially guys that hang out with each other a lot) are homosexual. sarcasm expressing disappointment in the excessive male population of a space, and lack of feminine company.
You want to do some beard grinding at the sausage party later?
why don't you two stop beard grinding and take your shots?
why don't you two stop beard grinding and take your shots?
by the phenomenom December 24, 2008
Omg theo beard you make me wet
by The hat sexy hat May 12, 2016
A beard that is untamed and unkempt. It is often worn by academics (for counter cultural reasons) or guerrillas (for practical reasons) as they fight the tyranny of capitalism, fascism, tradition, and the status-quo.
Girl: 'Won't you use a beard trimmer? You look homeless!'
Guy: 'I don't look homeless, just revolutionary!'
"Che Guevara, Karl Marx, Darwin and Jesus had such revolutionary beards!"
Guy: 'I don't look homeless, just revolutionary!'
"Che Guevara, Karl Marx, Darwin and Jesus had such revolutionary beards!"
by Erickd December 11, 2009
by pride_of_NS January 25, 2010
by Josh Mogy. January 12, 2007