Wet burrito

When a man puts his penis inside a mensturating vagg hole, then pulls the bloody cock out and proceeds to put it in her mouth.

My girl was being a bitchy on her rag so I gave that slut a wet burrito.

by heretic555666 June 19, 2009

newnan burrito

Wrap your cock in a tortilla and fill the tortilla with whatever a normal burrito would have (sour cream, cheese, maybe hot sauce) and then start having anal sex. Before you cum, you stick the newnan burrito in the woman's mouth, giving the taste of cock and burrito.

Mary kept asking me for mexican food last night, so i gave her a newnan burrito.

by MrNiceGuy0047 January 21, 2007

I dropped my burrito

Busting your ass so hard that a shoe comes off, usually in front of everyone.

A: So I'm walking out of Freebird's talking on my phone when I dropped my burrito in front of God and everyone.

B: Holy shit, are you alright?

A: I think I twisted my ankle or someshit.

by Philanthropist January 11, 2008

burrito juice

A traditional mexican food. The recepie:

A. Get a burrito. With fri joles and rice and cheese.
B. Get a blender.
C. Get milk.
D. Put burrito and milk in blender.
E. Put blender on the highest setting.
F. Drink the burrito juice. It will give you cancer.

Dude, try some of this burrito juice; it's awesome!

by Brent July 11, 2004

burrito pirate

one who is a pirate of burritos

"hand over the burrito and nobody gets it in the ass" - the Burrito pirate

by assling July 26, 2003

burrito

large group of hispanics hanging out in a big crowd.

John: Yo look at all those spanish people over there!
Steve: Thats one big burrito dude.

by bootycrease212 February 12, 2010

brooklyn burrito

taking a dump in the cleavage of a woman then preceding to titty-bang her then having her blow you right before climax

This girl that I took out the other night really loves a hot, steamy brooklyn burrito.

by jewp00p November 20, 2006