Bumperstickering

The act of spending hours on Facebook looking for and sending bumper stickers to people.

While on Facebook chat: "Dude, I'm totally bumperstickering you right now."

by Frau Wendla May 14, 2008

Bumph

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-Adj
1. Used to described objects or materials that are thought of as cluttering or invasive to one's personal space.

"I'm selling this Bumph on eBay to get some cash and make some space up in here!"

by Reuben Achello February 16, 2010

Bumpire

Homeless vampires that live in the urban jungle. Vampires that lose their jobs.

"Dracula is all washed up. He's now a bumpire living in Skid Row."

by pjeezy80 April 15, 2013

Bumper Sticker Mentality

An inability to examine an issue in depth. An inability to get beyond the basic thought, which sticks in their head like a mantra, closing off all other avenues of consideration.

Due to Larry's bumper sticker mentality, he was unable to understand the nuances of an issue beyond a basic premise, as in "guns don't kill people, people kill people." He lacked the ability to think beyond the bumper sticker.

by The Polish Grammarian December 11, 2015

Bumper cars

When two guys bump their dicks together until one of them cums

The two of them played bumper cars all last night

by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020

sympathy bump

When a man puts on weight during his partners pregnancy, to match her baby bump,so that she doesn't feel like she's getting fat.

wife (pointing to baby bump); do I look fat.

husband (pointing to sympathy bump); no you don't but do I?

by TEAcakesROCKnROLL October 20, 2008

frump bump

The penis bump a man gets when wearing frumpy sweat pants.

Dude, those sweats give you a frump bump.

by whosthatgirl April 15, 2009