barrell bumping

When you inadvertently get teabagged by the bloated belly of a french sounding author from Keighley.

As I looked up Andre's belly enveloped my face, his spare tyre(s) draped over my nose and came to rest firmly over my terrified eyes. Face rape aka barrell bumping.

by Swampdonkey13 April 9, 2017

tongue bump

It's like a fist bump but for couples, but just touching the tips of your tongues instead of a kiss on the lips.

Wife: Honey, give me a kiss before you leave!
Husband: But you are wearing lipstick.
Wife: Then just give me a tongue bump instead!

by Bobdobolina June 7, 2017

Bump them

When one is talking trash about someone or a group of people. Also known as another way of talkin' shit without using profanity; cussing.

Me: Kathy and her girls were snickering and laughing when it looked like you were gonna fall down.

Lola: Who cares? I hate Kathy and her effed up squad anyway. Bump them losers!

by CeeZBT September 18, 2016

bump cotton

Effect felt when a strong urge to take a dump takes hold, to the point of partially protruding outward and "bumping" the cotton of common underwear.

I had to pinch one at work, but since I didn't want to build a nest I had to bump cotton all the way home.

by Raunchy Redneck February 22, 2017

Rump bump

Chronic acne on ones ass

I tried to clap that, but got too disgusted by her rump bumps

by Mliv March 16, 2020

good bump

a good fight

“Ayyy I saw that fight?”

“Yeah good bump”

by pewiki March 5, 2018

lil bump

lil sniff of some white girl; typically used at tailgates, and before english class.

Yo bro, big test today. Might need a lil bump.

by statik420 December 3, 2017