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bro card 

an intangible card, of which, each bro has two of. When a bro needs something, and pulls a bro card, his bros must help him in any way possible, despite their previous obligations, warrants, etc. If a bro uses more than two in his lifetime, he is considered a tool
Mark: I need you to wingman for me. Sally is bringing her friend.
Joe: I can't, bro, I have a bowling match.
Mark: I gotta pull a bro card on this one man.
Joe: Ok, i'll tell the captain i cant make it.
bro card by BROB4HOES January 26, 2013
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bro fight 

fighting a buddy with less aggression than real fights. usually planned and recorded on websites. most of the time, headshots are disallowed
Alexie: yo dude i had a bad day, i need to blow some steam

Erik: wanna bro fight?

Alexie: sure my house later on
bro fight by oilfan93 May 28, 2009

Ortho Bro 

-Medical student, Orthopedic surgery or bust

-Has a beard
-STEP 1 score + bench > 500
-Beefy
-wears a cap

-Always in fitness attire
-Only cares about bones
-Bashes other specialties especially Peds
-Always needs to be right

-Always hyped up on pre-workout

-Watches sports/UFC during class

-Is offended if you don't comment on their muscles
-Needs help donning/doffing white coat
When the ortho bros start having a push-up competition in the middle of the wellness lecture.

Why is that ortho bro curling these babies in the peds workshop?
Ortho Bro by OrthoComplex2022 September 14, 2019

Jo Bro Hoe 

Any girl who is obsessed completely with the Jonas Brothers, and pretty much every word uttered out of their mouth refers in some way, shape, or form the existance of the Jonas Brothers.
Girl: Like my shirt? I got it at the JONAS BROTHERS CONCERT!
(or)
Girl: I can't wait to get home so that I can listen to the JONAS BROTHERS!
(or)
Girl: I am going to marry Nick Jonas...we're simply perfect for each other.
(or)
Girl: OMG I HAVE THE JONAS BROTHER'S PHONE NUMBER!!! I AM GOING TO CALL THEM LATER TONIGHT SO I CAN GET THEIR VOICEMAIL AND HEAR THEIR BEAUTIFUL VOICES!
(and to all of these the guy would simply say)
Guy: Wow, get out of here, you Jo Bro Hoe!
Jo Bro Hoe by MrDavid March 7, 2008

Debate bro 

Someone who frequently engages in debates, particularly online.

They are largely characterised by their ego and machismo.

A debate bro will often pressure others into debating them in a particularly obnoxious manner.
Irrelevant tweet: *innocuous claim*
Debate Bro: DEBATE ME!
Debate bro by Libraven June 29, 2020

done bro 

When someone is outdone in an activity, usually in sports
"Celtics vs. Knicks"
"Done bro."
done bro by Rob DO December 29, 2007

Floppin Bro 

When the adjective floppin is used to describe bro it refers to him having a large penis that he enjoys to flop out of his pants. This is done to make those around him uncomfortable and to show he has a much larger penis than you.
Dude if I see that Floppin Bro's dick one more time I'm going to kick his ass.
Floppin Bro by Monster D September 11, 2009