Cow Bean

1 - (n) A terrible gamer in terms of both skill and etiquette.

2 - (v) To be overtly and obliviously obnoxious to others around you.

"That guy completely ruined the raid last night, he was a total cow bean."

"Hey man, quit cow beaning, we don't need to hear you eat those doritos."

by MadMardigan November 12, 2014

Double beanbag

When you put 2 dicks in a pussy and the pussy molds itself to fit them

Yo, she had a total double beanbag!

by Dondonwas November 2, 2016

Zesty Beaned

When you drown your balls in Thousand Island Dressing and dip it into someone's mouth.

Dude I totally Zesty Beaned your mom last night!

by Zesty.Beans December 7, 2016

michael bean

A micheal bean is a guy who is always hanging around and often wears funny hats. No one knows how he makes a living. He has lots of interesting ideas.

The patio is busy this morning, lots of michael beans hanging out here today...

by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017

green bean faggot

A alpha male that bitches out and becomes a punk around other aloha men that don’t bitch out

Stop being a green bean faggot

by Savannah Blackwell April 22, 2018

dry beaned

When a dude has already ejaculated so many times that he just shoots a ghost load on you.

"Chad had already came five times that day so he just dry beaned me."

by Harry Fatazz January 2, 2018

aiden bean

Autism

"Yo, that guy is acting like a right Aiden Bean, we should bust a cap in his fat ass!"

by Thong Hardy January 20, 2018