Birthday

To celebrate one year closer to death...

"Every birthday is one day closer to my grave."

by Plant.Killer June 6, 2020

birthday

1 year closer to extinction

happy birthday

by BuggedBeatle998 June 16, 2020

Birthday boy blam

Someone we all secretly simp for, sorry but it’s true

I started to simp for birthday boy blam

by The aubergine man September 14, 2020

Ninja Birthday

Noun: The day one crept into the world. Best calculated by using your birthday minus, 9 months.

Dave: Hey, it's my birthday today!
Logan: But it's August...I thought your birthday was in April?
Dave: Aaahhh yes, this is my ninja birthday.

by ponderingponderer April 8, 2010

Crappy Birthday

An insulting way of saying "Happy Birthday" to someone

Guy 1: "It's my birthday today!"
Guy 2: "Well crappy birthday for making me break up with my girlfriend"

by AceOfSpadesProduc100 October 4, 2014

snowy birthday

Getting semen everywhere in a sexual act preformed on your birthday.
Must be in your birthday suit for it to work.

I will give you a snowy birthday.
Would you like a snowy birthday.

by Snowybirthday November 18, 2016

quackitys birthday

quackitys birthday(s) are december 28th, feb 14th. both days are days to celebrate the famous Mexican gamer quackityhq on twitch.

hey, happy valentines day!
no, its quackitys birthday, idiot.
who is that?
twitch.tv/QuackityHQ
ohh ok

by ojinanimateinsanity April 19, 2021