Shomi and blow me

When you run out of things to watch on Netflix and you're done just chilling

"I am hoping tonight's date moves past Netflix and Chill...could use a Shomi and blow me."

by newsvava July 29, 2016

Blow a fish out of one's ass

An expression which helps create an image of how angry one is/was at the time.

"I was so pissed I almost blew a fish out of my ass!"

by Bettie Who May 1, 2005

Wisconsin Blow Dryer

The act of cumming on anothers face, then proceding to dry the cum with your farts.

Damn I was so gassy that I just HAD to give dat bitch a Wisconsin Blow Dryer!

by B Hawk and T-Nig October 18, 2008

farmer's blow

The act of plugging one nostril while forcefully blowing the other causing the snot from the open nostril to shoot out onto the ground.

Brian was sick and congested however after his farmer's blow, his breathing became easier.

by David99 April 30, 2007

Blows to Blow

1.Giving a minimum of two blow jobs in one week

2.When you do something that screws up your whole summer leading into your freshman year.
Side Effects: obesity

Bro 1: Kaleigh blew me at the park last night!
Bro 2: She blew me this morning
Bro 3: She's blowing me tomorrow!
C.M.: She really blows to blow.

Bro 96: I don't get girls.
Bro 69: Blows to blow.

by gossipgurl69 March 15, 2011

blow ass

A person who lies about everything they say and doesnt tell the truth in order to act cool.

"I had sex with 20 chicks in one night Bro!!!"
"Shut the fuck up you blow ass!!!"

by PotatoChip May 30, 2003

blow chunks

1. to vomit

2. to be terrible, to be extremely bad

The sensation I got from this creature nearly made me blow chunks.

by The Return of Light Joker November 27, 2011