Sexual position wherein a female with an overly hairy muff (70's style) sits on their partner's face, back to nose, so the bush creates a beard on the sat upon.
With summer approaching, my girl was preparing for bikini time by getting a brazillian wax. I told her, "Hold on, this is a rare opportunity to experience a Bearded Stanislaw."
by G-Lux Chi-Town Melissa January 22, 2009
A pudenda covered with bristles, similar to a chimp or monkeys chin. Can chafe or irritate the male groin during intercourse. Usually the result of non-frequent tending to the Lady Garden.
I dumped my load all over her monkey beard.
by Steve Zodiac February 16, 2012
by Beard Oil November 16, 2016
Omg theo beard you make me wet
by The hat sexy hat May 12, 2016
A beard that is untamed and unkempt. It is often worn by academics (for counter cultural reasons) or guerrillas (for practical reasons) as they fight the tyranny of capitalism, fascism, tradition, and the status-quo.
Girl: 'Won't you use a beard trimmer? You look homeless!'
Guy: 'I don't look homeless, just revolutionary!'
"Che Guevara, Karl Marx, Darwin and Jesus had such revolutionary beards!"
Guy: 'I don't look homeless, just revolutionary!'
"Che Guevara, Karl Marx, Darwin and Jesus had such revolutionary beards!"
by Erickd December 11, 2009
by pride_of_NS January 25, 2010
by Josh Mogy. January 12, 2007