beach poop

After the first or second day of being at the beach, you take an epic poop. The salt air and salt water creates the perfect atmosphere for an epic dump. Always a clean break with little residue when wiping.

I took an epic beach poop when vacationing at the Jersey shore!

by Beachpooper June 28, 2021

Bradley Beach

A small beach town on the Jersey Shore between Avon-By-The-Sea, Neptune City, Netune and Ocean Grove. Its within walking distance of the popular towns of Belmar and Asbury Park.
A town with nice people great food and a bunch of unique shops on main street. Benny's can be a problem especially on holidays and weekends, but for the most part the beaches are quiet and clean. The town its self is quite diverse. Black, Mexican, Italian, Irish and Jewish.
The best and most popular eateries are Dacry's, Fins and Vics.
Oh and be careful, your bike will get stolen. And Lake Terrece Ave can be sketchy at night

Guy one: Hey, wanna go surfing in Belmar?

Guy Two: Naw, too many benny's, lets go to third ave in Bradley Beach.

by BBchica February 16, 2013

Daytona Beach Birthmark

A particularly classless thigh tattoo found mostly on low income white females. Often seen at Spring Break, NASCAR Events and Motorcycle Events popular in Daytona Beach!

Me: " who the hell brings a barefoot toddler in only a diaper to a 7-11 at 2 in the morning?"

My Buddy: "probably the white trash princess with the Daytona Beach Birthmark using her SNAP to buy Newports!!!"

by Medic1426 March 25, 2016

Daytona Beach

A has-been town that went from hosting millionaire tycoons vacationing in the early 1900’s to hosting MTV and broke college students in the 1980’s to now being nothing more then a sleepy, drug riddled, high crime beach town that’s home to a well known race track and two overpriced half rate colleges. Just five minutes in the city limits will have you running for the exits wanting to never return and never wanting to remember you were ever here. Locals frequently call the area “DIRTona”. A nickname fits the area perfectly.

I must've screwed up majorly to end up in Daytona Beach.

by JustSomeAvgGuy May 4, 2020

On the beach

a phrase that federal government contractors use internally to describe paid company employees that are awaiting a security clearance in order to engage in their assigned client project. Typically, either by choice or because they have no other option, they are doing very little useful work.

Damn, Fred hasn't done shit for 6 months because he's been on the beach.

by AJ W February 1, 2008

BearCat

Is the Canadian version of a Cougar.

Noun. A 35+ year old female who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The BearCat can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a swanky bar in Ellicottville NY (or other cities)waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. "Man is cougar's number one prey, Yet Men Love to hunt for BearCats.

Anthony was covered with BearCats in Balloons.

by ADspecial March 17, 2009

barchie

Barchie is a ship of Betty Cooper and Archie Andrews in Riverdale and the Archie Comics, and Kevin Keller claims that it'll be endgame.

"To clarify, Betty and Archie aren't dating but they are endgame" - Kevin Keller

"Barchie is so endgame" says Emma

by BlingBling666 September 17, 2017