Line beaver

A person (or persons) who disrupts the natural flow of a lineup or queue, much like Canada’s finest five-cent-piece-gracing animal would a stream. The line beaver will rear its ugly head at the least opportune time … like when you’re in a lineup. As the line beaver reaches the cashier, his or her natural instincts kick in and the dam begins to take shape. Characteristics of line-beaverism include, but are not limited to, scrounging for exact change, requesting price checks, coupon sorting, and asking long-winded questions that would be better directed to the customer service desk.

“Hey, let’s jump in the Express lineup—it’s only five people deep… oh wait a sec, (together) LINE BEAVER!

by Cloudsley Hoodspith May 30, 2009

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beaver patrol

Horny dudes on the look out for unsuspecting young beavers.

Excuse me maam,We are the beaver patrol checking beavers!Please comply.

by TokerX August 27, 2003

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wife beaters

A tank top usually white

Yo' it's hot as shit outside. I think Ima put on my wife beater.

by L-boogie June 22, 2003

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beanerschnitzel

A child that is a product of one Mexican parent and one German parent.

"That's a good lookin' kid!"
"Yea, he's a beanerschnitzel."

by burger05 March 19, 2010

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turbo beaver

The condition that affects women at the beginning of p.m.s. before they turn into a bitch and such need to have huge amounts of sex.

"Ted, my vagina is throbbing so hard cause I'm about menstruate and I'm about to turn into a devil-bitch... Cum and get it while you can!"

"Whoa, you are riding me way too hard. You are thrashing around on me like you have turbo beaver!"

by eolivine January 16, 2010

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