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Double Battery Bank

Most commonly used in combination with the Battery Bank. However the Double Battery Bank includes an extra bill of higher denomination set aside for emergency funds that is stored between the phone and its cover.
Friend 1: "Damn, I only put $10 in my Battery Bank. I don't have enough cash to go with you guys."

Friend 2: "Don't forget about your Double Battery Bank! I just saw you put $20 behind your phone case yesterday!"
by ssimyllom August 31, 2010
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Sack Batter

Jizz, semen, seminal fluid, Cum, Splooge... etc.
That chick is hot, I'd love to pump some fresh Sack Batter all over her tits
by Monte517 December 9, 2010
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Boner batter

The act of ejaculation into the vagina and continuing the act of intercourse after words.
She was so full of boner batter she practically oozed
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Droppin Batteries

When you're holding Batteries and you drop them.
It is frowned upon in most cultures.
Girl 1: Holy shit! Dante is droppin Batteries!!
Girl 2: Fuck! That is so frowned upon.
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dur-battery-um-phobia

person= arggghh duracell battery
other person= you've got dur-battery-um-phobia
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Selective Battery Amnesia

A problem that persists with the "System Management Bus," in a particular sector of the "Smart Battery System" that happens when a battery is over-charged or charged before being completely empty on countless events.

The effects of SBA are misreadings of battery life and malfunction of software of which work with the battery.

This problem persists in most battery chips found in portable electronics and can be fixed by draining the battery through one extended use before doing a full charge.
"Man, my computer says my battery is low, but I just charged it!" "Don't worry! it's Selective Battery Amnesia, just let the battery run down and it will fix itself!"
by LextheYeti September 4, 2011
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The Battery Conservation Paradox

The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.
As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?
by Senormeowington October 14, 2011
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