Bass

A worse and crappy version of a guitar.

Eww, it’s a bass.

by Yeetjeff6969213 November 10, 2019

bass

instrument often used to lift song to the top a ability

fish that lives in lakes and is often a favorite of inland fishers

I play the bass guitar.

look how big this bass is!!!

by ideky101 December 6, 2015

British bass

A British Bass is when a skanky female who has so much cheap make up she is shiny and lip filler proceeds to blow your cock like a piece of rabbit intestine in the Arctic.

This call girl looking ass gave be a British bass last night. It hurt like hell.

by I like the thicc Bois November 13, 2020

Bass Cannon

A large cannon, typically wielded by a pony DJ, That uses high frequency noise and extremely fast paced bass to carve out large areas of land that people ( or ponies ) that pissed them off recently stood on.

Damn, Did you see that jackass cranky get obliterated by that bass cannon?

by Mr. Dr. Prof. Phil July 10, 2016

jamie bass

Someone who believes they're sexy but actually looks worse than a frog with a microscopic sized penis.

Wow! He's soooo Jamie bass.

by Kijate01 June 2, 2016

String bass

Bass instrument of the string family as opposed to the tuba or sousaphone of the brass family. In years past it was common for instrumentalists to be proficient in both instruments; tuba and string bass. Brass bass is easier to march with for parades and such. While string bass is often preferred in instances such as concert and dance ensembles because it is physically less effort to play over longer periods of time

I can bow my string bass night long

by FiSH March 24, 2020

Playing da bass

A euphemism for jacking off. Originated from that one time David Ellefson, the former bassist of Megadeth, jacked off on camera

"Just playing da bass, Euphoria is my favorite bassline"

by BrahRebleck November 13, 2023