horse bastard

a kind of combination horses ass and lying bastard. One who shows a lack of intelligence and/ or respect and trys to lie out of the situation.

Sometimes he can be such a horse bastard.

by Filliard Millmore September 5, 2009

Unlucky Bastard

It is like roulette. It is when a lot of men cum inside one woman. When that woman gives birth whichever man matches the DNA test of the baby, that is their baby.

We were hammered drunk and we decided to play Unlucky Bastard. I hope it isn't mine!

by adog69 April 28, 2011

Dutch Bastard

Similar to dutch oven. The act of shitting under someone's bed covers and waiting for the person to lay in it while you hide and wait for the reaction.

Ex1: Dude1:"Bro, I gave my girl a dutch oven last night."

Dude2:"Please, I heard George attempted to do a Dutch Bastard at his friends party."

Ex2: "My boss is such an asshole. I'm thinking about giving him a dutch bastard."

by ShadowSlashing March 23, 2013

lazy bastard syndrome

me

I have lazy bastard syndrome n I don't care what you say

by lazybastardhaha October 28, 2013

busy bastard

A phrase used by people in Balby to describe someone putting extra effort into something that requires no effort.

Tom: 'just took a snapchat in the car of me driving to work. Used the white font obviously'
Emma: 'why?'
Tom: 'cause it looks good innit'
Emma: 'busy bastard'

by busybastard April 30, 2016

Rat Bastard

A degenerate little shit who also happens to be sly, but in a rat-like way.

Blaine is a rat bastard because he stole my side hoe.

by Stevie Buscemi July 11, 2019

cheering bastard

Harry Simzoes

cheering bastards

by lucz August 1, 2019