bartlesville

• A boring place that has a very small mall and needs a chick-fil-a.

• is mostly a flat land town.

• has about 17,110 (47.4%) males
• and 18,958 (52.6%) females

bob- the town we went to was sooo boring! i forgot what it was called though.

john- bartlesville!

by ♪ ♫ SPARKLE ♪ ♫ November 21, 2011

Battlefield 2042

A piece of shit, unfinished, disappointment of game made by the greediest company on earth that also killed one of the best and unique game series in FPS history because CEOs couldn’t wait to get all our money.

Jeff: Hey, I enjoy Battlefield 2042
Everyone Else: Kills Jeff

by Smallcoc February 16, 2022

battle manatee

A manatee with spiked battle armor ready to kill AAAALLLLLL!

a battle manatee is a manatee in a bloody dooom jousting compotition

by lizard0004 February 6, 2008

Artillery Battle

When two males sit on opposite couches and masturbate shooting their hot loads on each other.

I love watching rick sanchez with my male cheerleader friend and having artillery battles...mmmm satisfying.

by Johnny UCF September 1, 2010

carrier battle group

A (usually annoyed) parent surrounded by 4 or more children navigating the urban high seas, typically seen in big box stores, strip malls, and grocery stores.

Bill: Check out that carrier battle group over there by the toy section! How does that Mom keep track of all 6 of her brats?

by caytinator January 25, 2011

Battle Medic

Biggest douchebag you can find in the videogame Team Fortress 2. A player that uses the MEDIC character to battle and NOT heal you, not even a single bit. Usually so stubborn that even if they're not engaged in battle, they won't save you from burning alive.

"I can't heal you. I'm a battle MEDIC. What are you, stupid?"

by AfricanJezus May 6, 2009

game battles

a website for homosexual hipsters who think they are the shit at call of duty. their names usually consist of a slightly sophisticated word (i.e oriqinal). Also they may contain unnecessary z's or s's (cloudz) and have lower case q's for g's. they are 13-17(fact). use a lot of gay forum sites and talk to people that are older than them on xbox. mainly faggy white kids with long skater style hair who think new faggity dubstep music is the best music and make fun of mexican people on xbox who like rap.

game battles homo: hey bro i just posted a doubles on gb.
game battles homo 2: i don't know if i can play my dads coming home soon so i'm probably have to suck his d!ck
game battles homo: this kids hella gay im just going to dispute the match
game battles homo 2: ohh did u hear that new deadmua5(pronounced dead-maow-FIVE) song
game battles homo: omg yeah bro sick drop!!! ohh and do u need some help with your dad
game battles homo 2: yeah bro i get balls u get shaft, if u want we could switch.

by wazamoufdo September 9, 2011