1. Masturbating without realizing another person is in the room.
2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.
3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.
2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.
3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.
Jesus, have these people been passed out on my floor all night? Oh man, I think I may have black swanned it around 3am
by Stir Friday July 19, 2011
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Destini was considered black by default being that she didn’t know or understand the significance of Black History Month.
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An ever growing list of positive attributes that can only be obtained by blackness, and an ever growing list of negative qualities that are permanently attached to any amount of whiteness without cause.
An ever growing list of challenges that black people face caused directly by every individual white person.
The observer refuses to observe the observer, and any outsider who makes a contrarian observation is racist.
A debate between a man and his own shadow.
An ever growing list of positive attributes that can only be obtained by blackness, and an ever growing list of negative qualities that are permanently attached to any amount of whiteness without cause.
An ever growing list of challenges that black people face caused directly by every individual white person.
The observer refuses to observe the observer, and any outsider who makes a contrarian observation is racist.
A debate between a man and his own shadow.
I was the only white student in my African American studies class, and we had a debate on how black people can't be racist. I offered a different perspective but was told my opinions were irrelevant because i was white. You can't argue with Black Grandiosity.
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Their black asses have said the same shit the last eight years and will say the same shit next year.
Their black asses have said the same shit the last eight years and will say the same shit next year.
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