bird turgling

To turgle a bird. Which here means to poke a bird with a stick to the point of violence and or aggression. A technique often administered by the late Steve Irwin.

Not to be mistaken for Turd Burgling.

"Hey Bill how are you going to get rid of those pesky pigeons?"

"Well Bart, I am going to do some bird turgling until they decide to leave".

by Sarodactyl71 November 20, 2013

Bird-bath

When the man has previously had sex with a woman, specifically in her vagina (see back alley bird bath for anal), and then that same woman (or a different woman) cleans the man's genitals with their mouth; either right after sex or before next round of sex.

Man: My dick has your pussy juice on it, clean it up with a bird-bath!

by Coffeeandcannabis April 5, 2017

Bird that carries you over a disproportionately small gap

the savior of us all.

To get from one area of the Waterfall to another, I ask the Bird that carries you over a disproportionately small gap for help.

by ghast5000 March 6, 2022

bird dog

An instance where someone beats you to the punch and lays claim to something you were after first.

"Don't bird dog all my socks."

"That guy just bird-dogged my parking spot!"

by Felix Mercer May 31, 2006

bird bathing

when someone playing battlefield 2, just runs around in a base not killing anyone repeatedly dying

Marc stop bird bathing in the base and do something for our team!!

by tiger_stripe August 28, 2011

bird watcher

A man who claims to be straight but everyone knows he sleeps with men.

He's a bird watcher, he's seen a cock or two before.

by Nico xo! February 15, 2008

bird's nest

you get a girl with at least medium length hair... wrap your dick with it and jerk off. afterwards, you have a bird's nest.

if your girlfriend is sleeping you can rub one out with her hair and she'll wake up with a beautiful bird's nest. she will be so happy and grateful. it's a gift perfect for any occasion.

by gohn December 4, 2009