ants on a log

A snack made of celery with cheez whiz spread on it and raisins stuck onto the cheez whiz.

Mom: I thought you kids might be hungry, so I made ants on a log!
Kids: Yum, thanks mom!

by krut December 16, 2006

drunken ants

1.THE MOST FREAKEN AWESOME PET IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!

2.commen ants that have possibly cunsummed to much beer, most likely left behind by kick ass party goers.

"omg! look at the drunken ants! they cant even walk in a straight line!!!"

by stonedasfuck666 April 16, 2009

your aunt kevin durant

The even worse version of Your pappy trappy, your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your sister a mister, your brother a mother, and granny tranny

Jim:your mom gay
Bill:Your dad lesbian
Jim:your granny tranny
Bill:you pappy trappy

Jim:your sister a mister
Bill:your brother a mother
Jim:you're**
Bill:your aunt Kevin durant

Universe: fucking implodes on itself causing a rip in all of space fabric causing a black hole causing the enevitable death of the universe. The moon collides into the earth

by Jim.fatcock May 13, 2018

Aunt Jemima

Typically used in replacement of the ever so popular "Thats What She Said" saying.

"It was so hard"
"Aunt Jemima"

by =] Jess And Britt February 22, 2009

Aunt Mom

The lady I always called Aunt is now my mother -in- law...I married her son years later

she was once my aunt now she is my mother-in law... she is my . Aunt Mom

by Nogrid17 January 12, 2018

Ur Auntie Non-Binary

Worst insult humanely possible, so bad that the UN has deemed it as illegal world-wide those who have used have been given the death sentence & are remembered as an insensitive Hitler for the rest of time.

Bob: Ur mom gay.

Thomas: Ur dad lesbian

Bob: Ur Auntie Non-Binary

*Thousands of SWAT personnel surround Bob, he is instantly given the death sentence & not given a funeral, he is considered a disgrace to his family & friends

by Big N095 June 19, 2018

aunt may

when you fuck a chick outside in the hot heat of may.

me and Cindy did an aunt may yesterday.

by deathazoid May 22, 2008