Shrek

Daddy...I mean daddy...I mean Shrek is a green ogre who is a internet celebrity and steals all the men and ladies, already having multiple of lovers and spouses. When you see him, you'll realize he put Moto Moto to shame. It's important not to stare at him for too long or you'll fall for him next...

Him: *sees Shrek walk into the diner while on a date* Oh no...
Her: *Stares at the green big daddy with lustful eyes*

by MysteryScheme November 5, 2021

Shrek's Candle

When one ejaculates into someones ear and lets it harden. Once removed it can be used as a candle.

She said said fill all my holes so i put it in her ear and gave her that shrek's candle.

by Shrekzaddy July 1, 2022

Shrek

A wonderful and spectacular MYTHICAL CREATURE

Shrek is bae

by Shreky April 22, 2021

Shrek

Being a misunderstood personwho in reality is very powerful

Bob may seem lame at first sight but he is very Shrek

by Thanos has more toys than you August 10, 2019

shrek

shrek is my husband and lord. he knows me so well. shrek is our god, if you do not worship our savior… you shalt by crossed by the monkey cotton picker named ice cube. he will in fact rock your stuff.

Gangsta 1: DUDE- do you know my boyfriend… shrek?

Gangsta 2: that is gay.

Gangsta 1: no…….

by shrek my bf December 31, 2022

Shrek yourself

When you don’t want to say “fuck” or “shit yourself” and they still want to have some layers in them.

Shrek yourself! You’re a piece of Shrek!

by ShrekLord9871 November 16, 2023

yummy shrek

yummy shrek is when something is extremely good or nice.

Person 1: We're having pasta for dinner
Person 2: Yummy shrek

by muglol September 16, 2022