alright,lemme tell you something....long island (where i was born) is not all rich,white,jewish.ok,im italian and i come from long island.long island isnt that far from the city...its about an hour away,its also not all rich,it has its slums so theres no need to keep saying that the kids here drive mercedes to school....and yes we do have a distinct accent but not every long islander talks like fran drescher
by mizguidette June 30, 2010
Get the long islandmug. by Steveplumboy June 11, 2007
Get the Long Tommug. The act of permanently removing a girlfriend from one's life. The scenario goes like this "said boyfriend" is doing his girl from behind and keeps drilling her while asking,"Are you there yet (getting close to orgasm)?" She would say no, no, etc., but once she finally says yes, jump off and kick her punt style in the vagina.
by Dookster December 28, 2007
Get the 4th and Longmug. Long Hill (Long Hill Township, NJ) in a nutshell.
Its a long hill with a swamp in it. It has mostly white, Asians, and Hispanics. Being in that order of most to least. And most of them are generally pale, somehow Italian, Greek, Russian, Polish, French, Dutch, English, and/or German, and half or more of the people there wear glasses or contacts.
40% of people there are Republican, 20% Democrat, and another 40% couldn't give a rat's ass.
Most people there mind their own business. Businesses there are nice. You can get cheap gas from what are likely friendly Russians. You can get ok priced food from what appear to be Greeks. Despite what people say, you're more likely to see someone of North European descent than of Mediterranean.
Its the place for either bike riding, walking around in a swamp (which still has trails), or meet generally friendly people (generally 65-95%, but you'll likely get a mean person. That's X-COM baby) who really just want to be left alone.
If you live there, you likely live there because its not too far from the highway, but not too close either.
Or you have a job there. If you live there, you likely play a sport, have a hobby, work out, read lots of books, surf the web, play Steam, and/or chill with friends.
If you're visiting, its likely cause you have friends here, you're passing through, or you going to the occasional estate sale.
If you find a lost chicken, return it to an old looking Asian man.
Its a long hill with a swamp in it. It has mostly white, Asians, and Hispanics. Being in that order of most to least. And most of them are generally pale, somehow Italian, Greek, Russian, Polish, French, Dutch, English, and/or German, and half or more of the people there wear glasses or contacts.
40% of people there are Republican, 20% Democrat, and another 40% couldn't give a rat's ass.
Most people there mind their own business. Businesses there are nice. You can get cheap gas from what are likely friendly Russians. You can get ok priced food from what appear to be Greeks. Despite what people say, you're more likely to see someone of North European descent than of Mediterranean.
Its the place for either bike riding, walking around in a swamp (which still has trails), or meet generally friendly people (generally 65-95%, but you'll likely get a mean person. That's X-COM baby) who really just want to be left alone.
If you live there, you likely live there because its not too far from the highway, but not too close either.
Or you have a job there. If you live there, you likely play a sport, have a hobby, work out, read lots of books, surf the web, play Steam, and/or chill with friends.
If you're visiting, its likely cause you have friends here, you're passing through, or you going to the occasional estate sale.
If you find a lost chicken, return it to an old looking Asian man.
Douchebag - Yo, I heard all you fat, ugly Italians live in Long Hill, you all are fat cops with fat children. Herp derp, swag yolo.
Guy 1 - WTF is this guy's problem?
Guy 2 - Wanna kill him?
Guy 3 - I'll go get the Saturn & the axe.
Guy 1 - WTF is this guy's problem?
Guy 2 - Wanna kill him?
Guy 3 - I'll go get the Saturn & the axe.
by Ol' Rocklike Rock March 27, 2015
Get the Long Hillmug. The Al long is one crazy mofucka. This virginity snatcher will call u a fat assed dirty slut then turn around and fuck your girlfriend right in the balloon knot, and she will fuckin love it. Overall one crazy cocky fucking sexy beast. PS cech licks
Your so Al Long man, u just called that guy a cumrag then u fucked his lottery working biaaatcch right in the cornhole, fuck man ur so AL LONG
by Big Benny Gooch October 25, 2004
Get the The Al Longmug. 
A sexual act that is a combination of deep throat and long jump. One's partner runs from across the room and tries to preform deep throat as they land a jump of as great a distance as they can manage. Very difficult to preform, much precision and practice necessary for a successful completion.
As Dexter lay on the mattress, Jen psyched herself up to preform long throat. After mentally preparing herself, she took a running start toward the bed.
by Adam Proctor November 18, 2007
Get the long throatmug.