The best teacher of all time, puts up with the dumb kids that think they're too cool to follow the rules. Lets you on your phone if you're done with all of your work.
by Bantsy October 3, 2019

by Unknown bone March 25, 2023

A sexual power move that occurs when you have ass-blasting Mexican food and then fuck a fat ugly chick while taking a shit in a public handicapped stall. As you finish, you scream "THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME TÍO GREG!" while you simultaneously ejaculate and empty your bowels. Name for Governor Greg "Hot Wheels" Abbott, who has a homely-looking niece who calls her "Tío Greg" in a laughable campaign ad.
Dave: Dude, did you hook with with that fat bitch last night?
Jim: Yeah, we ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then she let me Tío Greg her in the restroom!
Dave: Holy shit!
Jim: Yeah, we ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then she let me Tío Greg her in the restroom!
Dave: Holy shit!
by ChudBullzer October 10, 2025

High priestess of the church of greg. She's the founder and prophet of our believes and gives us the word of greg from himself. She leads us to the path to be reborn in the paradise of greg where everyone is greg.
by Greg is love March 25, 2023

A Greg is always a very selfish person when it comes to anything. If they ever go into a social area, they will no matter what, want to feel superior to everyone else in the social setting.
by TaterManFry YT January 3, 2017

Jewish girl: Wow, he’s hot.
Normal person: Who, Greg? He’s a Nazi! He’s working for the other side!
Jewish girl: Oh, no! I still think he’s hot though.
Normal person: Who, Greg? He’s a Nazi! He’s working for the other side!
Jewish girl: Oh, no! I still think he’s hot though.
by minutemade002 December 24, 2023
