cup-a-noodles

crazy unhinged deranged nuts insane mad angry

All I did was compliment the waitress on her smile and my wife went all cup-a-noodles on me.

by AJ Rules The School February 12, 2020

Noodle hair

"Noodle hair" can be used to describe someone with rather long blond hair.

And sometimes curly hair.
It's typically used as an insult.

Malthe: "Bitch you have Noodle hair"
Me: *Cries*

by Guesswhoroxyfromgta5is March 17, 2022

Noodle Bros

When two Bros Jack off to the same porn video or porn star at different times.

Mike- "Yo Auston have you seen Gianna's new porno"
Austin- " Yea I beat my dick to it last night"
Mike- "Sick we are totally noodle bros"

by BobLee173 May 16, 2016

Bootie noodles

Another word for chitlins

Yo you seriously bout to eat those bootie noodles

by Imagetry February 20, 2023

Golden Noodle

A piss filled condom, which it's froze and then used as a dildo.

I lost my dildo last night, so I improvised with a golden noodle.

by Paybuuuu May 17, 2018

Murder noodle

A snake. Also what guys named Robbie call their penis.

Robbie was huffing Freon again and whipped out his murder noodle.

by random710 May 31, 2021

Noodle banged

Noodle banged Getting fucked with a limp dick

Bryce: "Hey Jeremy how as last night ... was she ya know .. good ? " Jeremy: "uh I mean Bryce I noodled banged her dude " Noodle banged

by Pine guy October 7, 2017