by ZACH HERRON IS MINE BITCH October 26, 2019

Zaching is a term which describes when an individual, typically a man, lacks a normal fight or flight response and instead freezes when confronted with potentially stressful situations.
This genetic mutation (Zach gene) was particularly dangerous during the times of early humans as it made the individual susceptible to predators. The extreme aversion to confrontation is what helped the Zachs survive an early death, before they could reproduce at age 45.
The Zach gene may also be triggered when approached by pretty ladies (or dudes).
This genetic mutation (Zach gene) was particularly dangerous during the times of early humans as it made the individual susceptible to predators. The extreme aversion to confrontation is what helped the Zachs survive an early death, before they could reproduce at age 45.
The Zach gene may also be triggered when approached by pretty ladies (or dudes).
Aggressive man in the club: Fuck you man, did you spike my girl's drink? I'll kick your ass
Zach: 🧍🧍🧍
A.Man: *begins his assault*
Zach: chill,chill, *n word*
Spectators: he's Zaching, won't even defend himself
Zach: 🧍🧍🧍
A.Man: *begins his assault*
Zach: chill,chill, *n word*
Spectators: he's Zaching, won't even defend himself
by WesternMan613 June 17, 2022

The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Once you bond and he likes you, he'll be there for the rest of your life.
by Annie V. November 27, 2017

by Lanadelcray July 16, 2019

Zach is the best guy you could ever meet he is sweet, caring, protective sometimes but can also be a little bit of a jerk but he's always joking. He is secretive but the best guy to talk to and would definitely be the best boyfriend
by Wolflin December 20, 2023

Zach is an awesome some guy, who never leaves his friends’ side for better or for worse. He’s funny, handsome And outgoing. He can be an asshole if you get on his bad side. A lot of people truly understand how kind and caring he is. If you have a Zach in your life, you’re truly lucky.
by Xxxstrangexxx February 1, 2020

by your_an_ass December 18, 2017
