Woman

n. A life support system for a vagina.

Man, I sure could use a woman right now.

by ars64 April 15, 2006

Womanhandle

To move an object by hand with a pathetically weak effort, or to handle someone in a notably gentle, supportive or protective way. The opposite of manhandling.

"Wow, you really womanhandled that door when you tried opening it - it just barely moved!"

"Stop softly stroking my arm, you're really womanhandling me."

by Faddlechud November 14, 2012

bird woman

also known as smeagle or butterface
a girl who is highly unnatractive and gives you thoughts of suicide at the sight of her.
could also be a an exgirlfreind that is disliked by you and all of your freinds.
ex who has been possesed by the devil and is trying to at all costs ruin your life.
birdwomen often posses huge extremely large noses. pinochio aint got shit on them.
often butterfaces look very doable compared to them.

bob: dude, hannah is such a bird woman i cant believe that u ever dated her

tyler: i know me either i am comletely repulsed by the sight of that bird woman. she has a huge nose

by harozrule January 17, 2009

Black Woman

The superior species to all humans. The backbone of America

I just saw a queen walking down the street today, had to have been a black woman.

by BarbShallon👑 September 29, 2020

woman moment

Used when a woman does something extremely stupid, like protest for her rights

"Did you hear about the feminist protests recently? I hear they're campaigning for women's rights."
"woman moment"

by VariousMfs June 29, 2022

Rat Woman

A girl....that looks like a rat....

rat tits..facial rat hair...long tail..and claws..sexy...

by Rat Woman Lover/Hater August 6, 2003

Woman-Hole

The ladies' equivalent of a man-cave. For some reason, this phrase is not used by women at all.

Wife of Des: "I've finally got my special room sorted out"

Des: "Great. So I've got my man-cave and you're got your woman-hole."

Wife of Des: Silence: stares at Des

Des: "What??!!"

by Uncle Des December 4, 2010