windows

where do you want to go today? - THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!

damn you blue screen on death, im getting a mac

by fleabassuk June 2, 2003

Windows Live Messenger

The new name for MSN Messenger when, what was suppose to be MSN 8, comes out. This is because Microsoft are re-branding many of there famous products, such as, Microsoft Office which is planned to be one of the things integrated into WLM.

Bill Gates: Hey, lets change MSN Messenger to Windows Live Messenger and throw away the whole of MSN and the MSN butterfly because I suck!

by --P4R4D0X-- November 21, 2005

windowlicker

Way to describe any manner of retarded behavior

What kind of fucking window licker drinks dairy creamer?

by Fleur June 7, 2004

window

An opportunity.When one door closes, you can jump out the window.

Hey she took the window and made a fortune selling snax at the footy.

by Susy the Hot May 31, 2004

Windows

A very gay operating system.

Mac OS x kicks Window's ass. That's why Windows' rectum always hurts! :-)

by eura phagg January 9, 2007

Windows FP

Windows FP (aka: Windows Fisher Price), is the successor to Windows 2000.

Also known as 'Windows XP'. This was the last stand of a dying corporation to save itself, from itself. The interface was designed by the team who delivered the Apple Macintosh almost twenty years earlier, but is neither as stable, nor as easy to use.

Windows FP was seen by many as an attempt to make the Windows OS more Mac-like. However, with a GUI incapable of smooth transitions, the results appear more like melted-candy corn than the inimitable Mac OS X that it tries so hard to be.

Visual cues apparently have been taken from the local kindergarden. Everything is either big, lurid, or unnecessary (sometimes all three). Plagued with problems throughout, it's party-piece was it's ability to crash all by itself.

Me: "Dude, is that your lil' bro's toy you rollin'?"
You: "No dude, it's my new Windows FP"

by little-miss can't do wrong March 4, 2007

Window Dopping

An activity that envolves throwing bouncy balls or tiny pieces of uncooked meat at the second story window of an attractive girls home. Most common in warm climate areas such as California, Florida, and Texas. Infamous in Chicago, Illinois though.

Adam Levine decided to go Window Dopping on Martha's house last night. When a piece of sirloin stuck to her window, she didn't even know what hit her.

by Other Vincent Bondage October 17, 2006