The process consisting of taping varies cotton balls to the head of the "fairy-wanders" penis, then sprinkling the desired color of glitter all over the taped cotton balls. In order to end the process you must use the newly created fairy wand to smack any raggedy bitch in order to pass on the gift of magic.
After a bitching party i decided to go fairy-wanding with my friend mikes unholy mom because she was lacking gods greatest gifts, happiness and a little bit of magic.
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"Dammit Shawn! Have you been smoking without me? I know you're lying, the wind cries Mary!"
"Shit son, the Mary cries like the wind. I think I'm gonna have to sit down."
"Shit son, the Mary cries like the wind. I think I'm gonna have to sit down."
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"I say, old chap, isn't that the young upstart who gave a good throb to your maiden on yonder fortnight?" "O, said lad is a mere Eunich by mine standards! Cups to the wind, gentlemen, cups to the wind!"
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Alright well... go and meet that guy, but if things get awkward, make up some bullshit and dip like the wind!
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