walking on clouds

When you meet a girl in your Spanish class and speak with her for 2 minutes, and decide you want to marry her.

To not walk on clouds: see, "shitting the moon"

I am walking on clouds right now!!!!!!!

by Brucey Bonus November 8, 2006

Wellington

Alternative name (popular in Great Britian) for water-proof boots. Also another term for romo or Raging Homosexual. 'Wellingtonians' often talk about what they want to do, but never do it - instead they have gay anal secks, possibly also felching of giraffes and anal-insertion of quails whilst tonguing each other and thinking "I'm not gay I'm not gay".

Wellingtonian 1: "Oh no, my bike is dirty somehow - I mean I never ride it!"
Wellingtonian 2: "Sorry, Robbie pulled out early and my neopolitan-coloured ass juice spluttered all over it"
Wellingtonian 1: "What a relief....do you mind if I lick it?"
Wellingtonian 2: "There's more where that came from..."

-later on-

Non-wellingtonian: "You guys been riding much lately?"
Wellingtonians: *giggle* "Yeah, but not our bikes!"
Non-wellingtonian: "WTF? That's fucking Wellington!"

by Jamaican Meornay September 10, 2007

Walking Triangle

Term used to describe those people with a short torso and long legs. Walking triangles are known for their short temper and often non-sensical anecdotes. Walking triangles are very dangerous and should be handled with care.

Hey did you see that walking triangle? Whoa, stay back I heard they are dangerous.

by Some Guy February 25, 2005

walking sex

This is used to describe any man who has a sex appeal somewhat like that of Austin Powers. He isn't really hott, but there is just something that screams that he is all about sex....

"lets call him w.s. b/c thats basically what he is, walking sex."

by abs March 3, 2005

Wailing Wanks

Also known as Frightened Masturbation or The Screaming Skeets. It happens while on 24 hour acid trip, when one starts to jerk off and sees a extremely scary hallucination and subsequently starts scream while still jerkin it.

Kyle was so f-up I could hear him suffering through the wailing wanks in the room next door.

by w@mMy s@ndw1cH?!1! May 24, 2006

Walking The Urban Tightrope

The act of maneuvering your bike around people on a pavement or other public area, without knocking into anyone.

If you make physical contact with anyone whilst doing this, you fall off 'The Tightrope'. As a consequence, you've created a very awkward situation, as well as making a fool of yourself.

'Walking The Urban Tightrope' can sometimes be a tricky business.

by Mr. Belvedere October 21, 2007

walking atrocity

A man or woman whose physical appearance is simply beyond fucked up it is an atrocity

Son, I saw your boy the other day, dude had missin teeth and shit looks like he's doin bad. What? Yo for real? Yeah, a walking atrocity. Damn!

by godchef July 8, 2010