Phrase commonly used when someone is needlessly angry at an inanimate object, potentially making a situation worse.
"This stupid remote won't work!"

"Jeez, don't pish on the whistle."
(Don't break the remote you'll just make the situation worse.)
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Meat Whistling

When you blow air across the tip of a penis like you’re trying to play a flute.
My girl was "Meat Whistling" me, I don't know why she even tried that.
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lotion and whistles

“L plug he said this weed not even strong like I had a dream of eating a bowl of lotion and whistles
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Whistled

Someone who is acting weird or looks weird. It could even be when you're very drunk.
Look at Dookie, he's whistled.

I was so whistled last night
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tune the meat whistle

While sucking a dick, you place three fingers on top of the shaft and tap alternately like your playing a flute
This chick was giving me head and tapping her fingers. I exclaimed, you really know how to tune the meat whistle
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Whistling Kanye

The sex act of farting while your girlfriend is fingering your asshole. Done correctly, the sound made is similar to that of a slide whistle.

Similar to the Breezy Yeezy or a Puff Diddly.
I performed a Whistling Kanye last night, and it sounded better than anything on The Life of Pablo
by Scott-ish October 6, 2016
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