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wal*mart

A store that seems to dominant the area in which i live, and seems to hold all of my family in it. I try to avoid this store like the plague.

In other words, a place for either red-necks, poor people, or people who are to lazy to go to other places gather around.
*person on phone* can i speak to your grandma?

*me* O, she's at Walmart, call her there
by grahamman December 15, 2003
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Walmartification

1. The action or process of walmartifying something.
2. The process of turning something into Walmart

3. In reference to the Walmart Effect where the presence or introduction of a large business like Walmart has a notable economic impact (especially in a negative sense) on the businesses in its area.
4. The result of Walmart's hegemonic efforts especially when Walmart undercuts local businesses; most notably, when Walmart is able to take on a loss until the local businesses go out of business.
The hipster was annoyed by the Walmartification of his formerly totally hip town; chockful of niche grocery stores. Now with the town's niche grocery stores supplanted by Walmart; making his town have a full-on bland grocery situation.
by MurdochMaxwell October 21, 2020
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Drunk Walmarting

goin to walmart drunk asF and doin random shit and quite possibly being carried out in handcuffs
omg we got arrested for drunk walmarting.. finally!
by cock_licking_kkk_bitch February 12, 2015
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Wal-Mart Spinners

Whenever you stop at a stop sign, and have to get out and spin all the spinners yourself. By the time you're done with the fourth one, the first one had already stopped spinning.
You see Bobby's new Wal-Mart spinners yet?

Nah

Good because I watched him get his ass out of the car and spin the fuckers himself..
by L3fty_` March 2, 2011
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Wal*mart Picker

A walmart picker is a person who sits outside of walmart and picks through there trash, or precisely any trash looking for their dinner.
I was chilling one day when I saw a Wal*Mart Picker picking out of the local dumpster. Dude,it was disgusting!
by Iyeesha April 20, 2011
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Wal-Mart checkout

Means you could be helping like 38 people at once but only ever actually help about 2 at a time. Like only using a small percent of your potential.
" Dude this place (restaurant) is like 'Wal-Mart checkout'. A bunch of staff but no one is helping us".
by Jurvis1 October 20, 2015
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Wal-mart

The place where all fat, white people go to worship. Also a place where you will see people riding the "scooter carts" that are made for disabled people just because they are fat.

Also, when you walk through the doors, it makes you want to take a surprisingly huge crap and leave it for the workers when you clog the toilet.

Also, a place most people say is cheap and low-class, yet really has great deals and an awesome amount of item that are extremely random yet some-what cool. But, also has a huge amount of cheap knock-off products that work better than you would think they would.

Another thing, there is always going to be people at wal-mart you will call the "wal-mart enthusiast" or the "hardcore christian" of the shopping world. everyone has at the least one one of these friends. They always go to wal-mart for EVERYTHING and always are talking about it. They also creepily know their way perfectly around at the least one wal-mart. I would have to classify myself as one of these creeps.

Lastly, there are those people who, no matter what would never want to say they went to wal-mart for anything. They LITERALLY would get sick at the idea of saying they went to wal-mart. They think they are much too high class to be seen at wal-mart or just down right despise it. They hate the workers of wal-mart, the people who shop there and, even would hate them-selves if they had to admit to going to wal-mart even once. These people hate it yet know they have been there at-least once.
Person 1 (wal-mart lover): hey man, wanna go to wal-mart? They have everything there for the best prices!
Person 2 (wal-mart hater): -almost vomits in mouth- HOW COULD YOU EVER THINK OF GOING THERE, GROSS!
Person 3 (neutral to wal-mart): Hey guys, whats the big fight about?
Person 1 THAT GUY OVER THERE... TH- THE WAL-MART.... HATER, THINKS WAL-MART IS TERRIBLE!

Person 3 how about you guys just go to Target for now.....

Pretty much, The place where you could walk in and out with a gun and bag of weed and people would be too fat, or just too tired to care about what you're doing.
by STOP HITTING ON ME MOMMY!!! August 3, 2016
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