Castro valley high school

Castro valley high where rich white kids try to be ghetto. everyone skips class and talks $#@%. the students are very rude be careful of the theater choir and band kids they are a cult like the holy trinity they basically rule the school. every bathroom is filled with smoke would suggest waiting to go tell you get home. 60% Asian 30% white 10% everything else. at this school everyone is soooooo quirky and cool that nobody is. warning beware of the monsters called the viscos they are everywhere.

I have my hot Cheetos, hydro flask, ukulele, vape, and back pack. I’m ready to start a new day at Castro Valley high school.

by ADisappointment February 12, 2020

valley of the spun

ARIZONA. a state that is filled with a bunch of low lifed tweakers.

person: where do u live?
person #2: arizona
person: isn't that the valley of the sun?
person #2: more like valley of the spun

by kt March 17, 2005

Putnam Valley Middle School

A weird ass school that’s home to one of the worst modified soccer teams in NYS. Filled with annoying ass fifth graders and seventh graders who think juuling is how you get popular. The eighth graders are fine though.

*Inside a Putnam Valley Middle School Bathroom*
Seventh grader: Yo can I hit your juul?
Eighth grader: Nah man you’re whack, I don’t want to catch mono from you.

by Mango56 January 27, 2019

Valley Girl

I'm using myself as a example here. Most of us live in Los Angeles ,like myself,(Beverly Hills baby!)but there are some living in other states such as Texas. We love the color pink, celebrities( I just so totally adore Paris Hilton) and of course shopping! Like I could not live without Juicy Couture and Prada and all of the other rad designers! Also we have our own language (I know all of it) it's called Valspeak. Examples are Rad and tripendicular. Rad means good and Tripendicular really good! I like love the Movies Legally Blonde and Mean Girls! All these Chick Flicks have to be our faves! Like come on!We have our very own Movie about us , that like makes us the ultimate clique! Most of us are spoilt little brats...which includes me! I just use my Daddy's credit card, and if he dosen't give it to me I cry.... I'm a Queen Bitch too! LONG LIVE THE GREATEST CLIQUE EVER!... And hugs to my Boyfriend who put my Definition into proper English!*kiss*.

'Like OMG! How can you be wearing that dress Chantelle! It is just...just..GRODY TO THE MAX!'-Valley Girls depend on popularity, and to be popular we need to be fashionable!

by Princess Josie January 10, 2008

Valley Voicemail

a Valley VM is that awkward start of a voice message when the person you had calls is simultaneously calling you.

Hey Jenny, just calling to see if you wanted to <beep> oh that's you calling on the other line, I just left you a "valley voicemail".

by Leuk O'Dont June 1, 2010

Valley Llama

An ugly chick who fake and bakes, has bleach blonde hair, and wears a lot of make up.

Bro 1: "Bro...... Victoria is such a valley llama. She looks like a fake-titted, platinum blonde, Oompa Loompa wanna be....I can't believe you slammed that."
Bro 2: "Bro.....ugly chicks try harder."

by MikeNever May 20, 2013

Valley Girl

See Hilary Banks

Hilary Banks is the 1990's Valley Girl

by LeBron's Headband June 29, 2017