dance in the vampire bund

1) A supernatural romance manga/anime series by Tamaki Nozomu. As the title suggests, it's about vampires.

A grandchild of Dracula, Mina Ţepeş, pays all of Japan's debts and in return gets allowance to build an island at the coast where vampires can live. But extremists of both humans and vampires want to kill her.

2) Performing anal sex without sufficient lubrication leading to bleeding.

1) Person 1: You watched a dance in the vampire bund? O.o
Person 2: Not THAT kind of, I mean the anime.

2) Person 1: I went out of lubrication so I did the dance in the vampire bund.
Person 2: You are a cruel one.
Person 1: I know, but punishment followed quickly anyway.

by Last guy 8 June 8, 2010

Vaginal Vampire

Usually a man, who enjoys eating out a womens vaginia while she is on her period because he enjoys the blood

Dude dont talk to him, his a fuckin Vaginal Vampire

by James Rose December 15, 2008

Welfare Vampire

When a welfare recipient is also a goth and names their kids stupid shit after the Crow or any character from an Anne Rice novel.

You're on section 8 and your name is Lestat? You must be a welfare vampire bitch!

by Mandy the Mullet Slayer August 14, 2014

White Vampire

The scrutinous act of felching a man (anal sex, followed by milkmans day inside, then sucking it out with the mouth) and letting it drip down your mouth freely as if you were a vampire

Jesus! dont white vampire all over the sheets, you could have at least swallowed it...

by JustAnotherDose June 29, 2009

Violent Vampire

Bite a chunk out of the girls neck just before the orgasm.

I gave the bitch the ol Violent Vampire!

by Checter November 4, 2009

the vampire

A girl in your class who never sleeps and allways is to tired to do any work.
Also know as 'the Cille'

Damn here comes Cecillie she is sooo tired all the time. - she is the vampire!

by Jakob Gant October 2, 2007

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

(N.) A show used by Law Enforcement in Suffix County to torture criminals into revealing incriminating information. No more Good cop, Bad cop. No more two on one guy in handcuffs ass kickings. Just a Season 7 DVD of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, starring America's Favorite mid-30's Teenage Brat, Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Dubbed, "The Buffy Project" a man named Joss Wheadon (Think Quentin Tarantino, but fatter) created a TV series that would one day become the staple of Non-Violent Prison Torture. Just five minutes of bad puns, and horrid storylines/scripts/plots would make even the hardest of criminals revert back to the infancy stage of human thinking.

by G-Union April 12, 2004