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Drayton Valley

A very small town made up of oilfield workers and pot heads.
More commonly known as ‘drunk in the valley’ or ‘drugs in the valley
Hi welcome to Drayton Valley! Leave now we’ll you can.
by BJADE2 March 4, 2019
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frost valley

big camp in upstate new york! Many people go there it’s hella fun and everyone is kind hearted and amazing. The counselors are also amazing people and u make such amazing bonds at frost valley. Also a place that many schools go on school trips. if u aren’t a supportive, loving, lgbtq+ person don’t go there!
so fucking excited for frost valley this summer! can’t wait to see my best friends.
by janice jackson October 12, 2019
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simi valley

Small town in Southern California, that is supposed to be "the safest place", sure, if you like tons of teenage druggies, violent teenage guys, and white supremests.
"I'm on LSD, meth, crack... and other stuff."
"Where do you live?"
"Oh, um Simi Valley."
by Kaboom December 31, 2004
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Northern Valley

Northern Valley is a large group of towns in North Eastern New Jersey, one of the most wealthy areas in the United States. Northern Valley mostly consists of mid-upper class residents and has two schools, Northern Valley Regional High School at Old Tappan and Norther Valley Regional High School at Demarest. Out of the two, the Demarest school has a better educational system, looking at the test scores, which are much higher in the Demarest location.

Northern Valley has many towns, the major and most known towns are Old Tappan, Demarest, Norwood, Norhtvale, Closter, Harrington Park, and others, but that's just to name a few major ones.

Both schools have, just like almost every public high school in the United States, some kids that drink underage, smoke, and/or do drugs. Northern Valley Demarest has the same amount of problem students as Northern Valley Old Tappan, but a better educational system, no matter what the other post says. (You can look it up. It's a fact.) There might even be less problem students in Demarest, but there is no way of telling that.

This is an unbiased post, as I am not in either of the Northern Valley high schools, but if I was going to be in one, I would definitely choose Demarest. However, there is no choice for the students, as you are assigned to a school based on how close you are to either school.
Friend1: Even my parents who went to Northern Valley OT (NVOT) say that the education was bad and that they were surrounded by problem students.
Friend2: I'm glad I'm going to NVD.

Friend1: NVD and NVOT have been rival schools for a very long time!
Friend2: Yeah, as long as my grandparents can remember!
by :) New Yorker August 25, 2009
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Central Valley Chick

A girl from California, that resides in the Central Valley (Anywhere from Sacramento to Bakersfield), highly concentrated in Merced County. Characterized by her overly teased 1980's hairdo, ripped jeans, cheap jewelry, ghetto flat boots, heavy eyeliner, and tacky squared acrylic nails embellished with everything from rhinestones to Hello Kitty figurines. Will carry something with an animal print, usually the phone cover or purse. She is loud and makes an attempt to be the life of the party. Not a smart girl. Most attend Beauty school or some kind of for-profit "College" like Kaplan, Heald, University of the Phoenix, etc.
(It is not a compliment to be a Central Valley Chick)
*Note: Not all girls from the Valley fit the description above
"I am not going to tease my hair, I do not want to look like a Central Valley Chick!"

"Girl that outfit makes you look like a Central Valley Chick, loose the ripped jeans!"
by TheOtherGuy24 August 20, 2011
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Simi Valley Showdown

Recognizing Simi Valley as the porn capital we came up with this. This requires 2 men staring each other straight in the eye while masturbating simultaneously. The "winner" would be the person to complete the task first. Looking down is strictly forbidden!
What do you say we settle this dispute with a good ole fashioned Simi Valley Showdown?

He got the role fair and square after he won the Simi Valley Showdown.
by GetCrunk88 January 31, 2010
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Loudoun Valley

One of the top athletic schools in the state, as well as having many of the richest kids in the area. Valley is superior to all the other district schools because of their top sports, top girls, and top money.

Valley kids are considered a big deal. And are NOT to be confused with Loudoun County.
kid: "where do you go?"
valley kid: "loudoun VALLEY."
kid: "you must be a big deal."
by hairdresser April 17, 2009
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