dick in ur hand

Dick in ur hand is when a bunch of guys go out and cant get any pussy..so they are standing around with there dick in there hand

Wtf plenty of girls here and you guys are standing around with your dick in ur hand.

by Chuco cr November 24, 2016

Ur bro a ho

The insult to end all insults. Only to be used when at DEFCON 1. Potential to end the entire universe.

Kim Jong-Un: Donny I’m finna nuke America bih
Donald J Trump: Ur bro a ho
Kim Jong-Un: *head explodes, entire military combusts, North Korea blown off the face of the earth, giant black hole consumes andromeda galaxy*

by KrabyPatySuprem May 11, 2018

doin ur mom

It originated from the song "Doin' Your Mom" by FAttY SPiNS.

use it with your friends on social networks.

me: "doin ur mom"
friends: "pls shut up"

by The_gus November 10, 2021

ur auntie a panty

A word so dangerous it was banned by the government. Every time this insult is used a galaxy explodes.

Person 1: “ur mum gay”
Person 2: “ur sister a mister”
Person 1: “ur granny a tranny”
Person 2: “I never thought I’d have to use this...”
Person 1: “Ha ha fool, nothing can beat ur granny a tranny”
Person 2: “Ur auntie a panty”

*Person 1 gets swallowed into the 8’th dimension as the whole multiverse implodes into a black hole*

by OmeletteBoy May 11, 2018

ur parents pansexual

*three 5th graders at lunch*
tim: hey justin ur mom gey lol
justin: oh yea ur dad lesbian bitch
owen:hey guyz ur parents pansexual
*tim and justin die by a nuclear bomb*

alex: hey ur a loser and ugly

roberto: ur parents pansexual

alex:*dies*

by rururrututhriirrthjrjr May 16, 2018

ur pal a gal

An insult to one's most valuable friend.

This will hurt them deeply and scar them for eternity

John: ur granny tranny
Tim:*gasp*
Tim: Well, ur pal a gal
John:*Dies a little bit on the inside*

by Its.Niggy May 20, 2018

Ur Fetus Deletus

Completely Surpasses the powers of small insults like "Ur mom gay", "Ur daddy lesbian", "Ur granny tranny", and "Ur grand-pap a trap". Even the thought of using the insult grants the insultee 20 extra chromosomes. Expelling this enchantment from your vocal cords immediately implodes into a blackhole which eradicates the known and unknown universe and creates a new big bang at which life itself is recreated with the only species being gay moms.

"Get out of here you fucking faggot!"

*gains 20 chromosomes*
"Ur fetus deletus-"

*imploding noises as black hole manifests through the insultee's anus*

by RePziK May 11, 2018