Telekinesis

Telekinesis is an awesome, kick ass band from Seattle, Washington.

In early 2009, this band was signed to Merge Records.
This band is the shit.

Michael Benjamin Lerner(drums, acoustic guitar, vocals)
Jason Narducy (bass guitar, background vocals)
Cody Votolato (electric guitar, background vocals)

"I heard this really cool song on YouTube the other day."
"hm, must have been Telekinesis.."

by the cooool kid November 13, 2011

telekinesis

The ability to import/export/traffic drugs without ever touching them.

I got those telekinesis powers dog, I never touch the white.

by DownSouthPosted December 28, 2005

Tyler Bowman

My main nigga. The best and coolest guy in the world. He's a badass who fights people. He's overly strong and the ladies love him. He has a big dick. They call him the pussy destroyer.

Me: My nigga
Tyler: My nigga my nigga

Person: Yo did you see that dude he's totally a Tyler Bowman

by -Us, David said he got a big D November 14, 2013

tyler white

The pale kid who, ironically, thinks he's black. Better known as white lightning for his unpleasant speed at sex. Son of the overachieving australian dad who is disappointed in his son. His only friend at school is his 9th grade english teacher, mrs. G. He thinks squash is the best sport when literally nobody has heard of it. He also sucks at everything he tries. This went faster downhill than a Boeing 747.

Tyler white knows who is writing this so why does he need an example?

by MrHurley'sPonytail May 11, 2015

Tyler and Bella

Tyler and Bella are one of the most awkward couples you'll see. Tyler's so shy and awkward, while Bella's just weird. You wouldn't be surprised if they didn't last another week, while you wouldn't be surprised if they became high school sweethearts...

Guy 1- Did you see that couple hugging?
Guy2- They looked so awkward.
Guy1- They were probably just Tyler and Bella.

by Well, that happend May 23, 2016

Tyler Perry

A playwright turned filmmaker who started out with nothing and had a rough childhood from being abused to homeless. He lived in his car until he made it BIG with a stage-play and has produced several plays since then as well as made films based on them. A Great example of a hard-working man

Tyler Perry never gave up and has become a successful filmmaker

by CandyBarMan February 10, 2021

tyler

someone who is an extreme homosexual!!!

"dude, did you hear? tyler got an std from being butt fucked by his friend!!!"

"ugh, tyler's such a homo.

by cheeseitz69 December 14, 2021