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Post Twilight Stress Disorder

when you watch all of the twilight saga (9hrs 53 mins) and regret the past 10 hours of your existence, forever
UUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH IT'S COMING BACK, THE MEMORIES, THE WOLVES AND THE VAMPIRES...... IVE GOT POST TWILIGHT STRESS DISORDER, SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Frau Kowalik May 15, 2018
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Twilight

The best book ever written! Edward will steal your heart! Alice will become your dream best friend! Must watch movies and read books!
People who know what a good book is: twilight is the BEST thing EVER written! I wish Alice was my best friend!

People who know what a good movie is: twilight is the best movie EVER! Edward stole my heart!
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Twilight Sparkle-Money

Princess Twilight Sparkle, after she married Prince Little Money "L Money" and had her surname hyphenated to "Twilight Sparkle-Money" show him she loves him the most.
Everypony, Please welcome Princess Twilight Sparkle-Money.
by King Of My Little Pony November 25, 2024
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twilight face

A person who is bored,apathetic,passive,retarded,emo and retarded,sad and retarded or extremely sluggish. Most of the time, all of these combined. The twilight face syndrome can manifest temporarily or it can be permanent.

Symptoms: excessive drooling, dog looking tongue that ALWAYS sticks out of the mouth, awkwardness ( see K-Stew)
Edward: I love you...

Bella: I love you to...

P: O.M.G look at her twilight face!
by lookatyotwilightface February 29, 2012
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Twilight

A series in which, if the love triangle is removed, it is about a girl who moves to a rainy town. It contains sparklepires, the dumbest highschool girl ever, and a werewolf that she has known since she was a kid, but instead she goes after the guy who has to excersices self-control to not suck her blood.
Most Girls: "Twilight is so awasome, like, Edward is soo Hawt so like #teamedward

Sane people:"one of the only books in which the movie is better. Not because the movie is good, but because both are so horrible that the movie is acutually slightly less horrid.
by Luna Elana June 12, 2020
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twilight

Dawn and dusk.
Twilight.
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International Watch Twilight with your significant other day

May 1st is internationally recognized as “Watch Twilight with your significant other day” So cuddle up with your spouse boyfriend or girlfriend and turn on the twilight movie saga
Boy:Hey Babe it’s May 1st you know what that means
Girl:Heck ya I do it’s International Watch Twilight with your significant other day Time to cuddle up Boo!!
by hippoman38279190 April 28, 2021
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