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William Tracksuit III

Average ignorant British asshole, IQ 59, watching soccer and BBC, believes everything the Internet says, and routinely makes fun of Americans with retarded stereotypes because it's supposed to be funny.
"OH YOU AMERICANS YOU EAT ABOUT 5 BIG MACS EVERY DAY RIGHT? AND FUCK YOUR 'FOOTBALL' TOO WITH YOUR SISSY PADS HAHA TAKE THAT GEORGE BUSH!" -William Tracksuit III
by Fat American Bastard January 17, 2009
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Facebook tracking

When you post something on Facebook and you constantly hit the refresh button to see if anyone replied back. Regardless of the fact that Facebook would update this on its own.
I posted a really funny joke on Facebook today and really wanted someone to laugh at it too. So I spent an hour Facebook Tracking and no one thought is was funny.
by Fae Mousse September 19, 2011
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snail tracks

when a female have a very wet pussy and drags her vagine down your tie and leaves her juices down your tie.
you should have seen how wet my girlfriens was after we had sex last night. she dragged her pussy down my tie and left some snail tracks.
by penelopy December 14, 2007
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Track Queen

A person that stretches before exercising or playing a sport in a very ostentatious or exaggerated fashion as a form of showing off his/her stuff.
Dude, you see that guy over there doing jumping jacks like he was going for the Guinness Book of World Records?" "Yeah, dude--he's a total track queen...and I'm sure he thinks that makes him such an awesome soccer player." "Yeah well we'll see on the field.
by randomlyfresh November 2, 2010
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pecker tracks

An instant messenger log of a cyber-sex episode that is sent back to the other participant.
"I don't use that MSN account anymore. I get too many pecker tracks."
by DocLightning December 22, 2004
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trickahead

Gurl: I can't stand u!!!
Boy: Shut up trickahead
by Ariana July 22, 2004
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Track Twat

Not limited to running exclusively, but the foul odor/moisture that is present in the pubis region of a female post-exercise.

The severity of Track Twat is directly proportional to the amount of pubic hair contained within the area in question.
"I found out the girl that I run with is a swinger. I'd totally bang her mid-run if it weren't for TRACK TWAT."

"I totally wanted to wear these panties out tonight, but I can't because of TRACK TWAT!"
by O-Dip February 20, 2010
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