top shelfer

Dropping a crap in the toilet tank (instead of the bowl).

JJ got so drunk he laid a top shelfer at Angelina's party.

by BendyBendo February 2, 2007

cherry tops

the mudda truckin po po's! DA POLICE!

cherry tops lets cheese it

by dice October 7, 2003

top 10

A variety of YouTube channels which include the top 10 best worst interesting and so on of everything.

That top 10 channel only makes videos on the top 10 best trends.

by AlterLynx October 20, 2017

muffin-top

Muffin-top: When someone's fat spills out of their tight, or too low cut for their figure pants and hangs over the sides like a muffin. This phenomema usually occurs in tandem with what is supposed to be a belly shirt, but becomes a reason for someone else to start a diet.

That muffin-top over there makes me wanna puke...I think I wanna go to the gym today.

by Big Biotch April 19, 2006

top gun

Old school Nintendo game. Known for the level where you would have to try and refuel the plane to no avail. Should you somehow pass this level, you would then have to try and land the damn plane on the Carrier.

"I just refueled the plane! Time to restart"
"*awed silence*"

by BWaldo May 2, 2005

Mountain Tops

A slang term for breasts used by Jeff Mangum in his hit song "Communist daughter"

Semen stains the mountain tops

by The Chalk Bandit December 20, 2010

Top Gear

A BBC Two car talk show consisting of car tests, reviews, put-downs, bad jokes, and fast cars. It was at its peak when presented by Richard Hammond, James May, and Jeremy Clarkson from 2002-2015. The current rendition of the show is a terrible joke.

“Hey, do you like that show Top Gear?”
“Which one, with the funny assholes or the losers?”

by gymshorts2tight May 2, 2021