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Apples Have Epilepsy

When you mishear something hilariously wrong because you couldn't really hear the speaker.

Named for a hilarious fail from The Pun Guys doing the Whisper Challenge, where one person wears "loud-ass headphones" and has to figure out the nonsensical sentence that is being said to them.

The opposite of this is "The Thin Rhino" (Also from The Pun Guys)
Dan: Camels eat sexy paper clips.
John: ...Apples have epilepsy!

*Dan dies laughing*

(Opposite version)

John: The thin rhino ate the possessed i-pod.

*Later*
John: The thin rhino...
Dan: The thin rhino?

John: YES!

Dan: What? Wow!!
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 24, 2020
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you have are the stupid

person 1: "you have are the stupid"
Person 2: "wha-"
person 1: *disappears*
by uegh October 13, 2022
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have a great career

What you tell someone who works a menial job that gives you attitude or doesn't know what the hell you're talking about when you ask them for customer service. This is said as a let down when the person gives you attitude.
Customer: Hi can you tell where to find the stationary?

Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?

Customer: Office supplies. (Thinks to himself "what a dumbass")

Walmart employee : I don't know sir, why don't you go find it your fucking self!

Customer: Wow! You truly hate your dead end job, have a great career at Walmart!
by cpetkunas December 4, 2022
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dare to have hair

The best virgin hair ever to be purchased on this plant! Anything else but dare hair is a insult to a humans head. If you ever want to add fullness, inches, definition, extensions, or length to your hair. You only need to Dare!
Girl if it's not Dare To Have Hair, it's not Good hair!

Dare Dolls are better!

If it's not Dare Hair, you don't got good hair!

Daretohavehair.com
by Hallie Bryan April 23, 2017
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to have a food baby

to have a food baby, or not to have a food baby,

that is the question
by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016
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frickin have a can

To tell someone to calm down by pointing out that fact they are raging or going off
Steve: *yelling at his TV while playing CoD* OMG get out of the corner you camping noobs!!!!

Me: Steve, dude, frickin have a can why dont you
by Dabitty June 10, 2014
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you have an anime

Is a catchphrase that is used for ad hominem just because the other person somewhat has relation to anime either because their avatar and/or nickname is/are from an anime.
random guy with an anime avatar: "even my pc can't run cyberpunk 2077 for some reason. damn cdpr screwed up this time
ad hominem guy: "just because you have an anime doesn't make you special."
by biwaly December 15, 2020
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