Make out gum

Chewing gum with such a fiery intensity, a potent rush of freshness surges through the nasal passage preparing one for a, hopefully, not so brief intimant encounter.

Why did I eat all of these delicious onions before going to the bar?? Oh wait, I'll just chew this make out gum to mask the smell.

by Quincy Jefferson May 22, 2012

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bubble gum toothpaste

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT USE THIS. IT WILL MAKE YOUR LIPS SWELL BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO IT

“Hey mom, my lips feel funny after the bubble gum toothpaste”

“Okay son, just keep using it”

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 13, 2020

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Plum Gum

A combination of oils, dead skin cells, feces, and semen. Often found in women who don’t wipe their ass properly and have recently received back shots.

Bob: Are you cheating on me? I can feel that plum gum all over my dick!

by AMadHat September 15, 2024

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