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thot balloons

Breasts of a female which is considered a thot (promiscious)
Bro bro! Check out the thot balloons on that stripper!
by plankton jacobs April 23, 2019
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Brownwater Balloon-Bash

A recreational activity where a group of friends diarrhea into a water balloon, then tie it off and take turns biting it. He who gets a chunky surprise loses
"Alright everyone, after thanksgiving dinner Uncle Ron is gonna gather everyone for the annual Family Brownwater Balloon-Bash"
by PhatSphoincter September 24, 2025
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Balloon Twerk

Putting balloons down your trousers, creating fabulous buttocks that you then proceed to rub against the face of your unsuspecting friend and/or family.
Dude! Bro! Did you just balloon twerk on my mum, bro?
by ballloooonnneeerrr March 25, 2021
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A snake balloon

The act of de-fanging a reasonably small yet sturdy snake and proceeding to use it as a fleshlight, and overtime as you continue to use it as a fleshlight the leftover jizz from your previous uses of the snake will eventually stretch the snakes slender and elongated body and blow it up like a balloon.
Tim and John where at the house when Tim reached into his nightstand and pulls out an alive yet stretch snake. John wondering wtf Tim has a stretched snake for ask
"Bro what's up with the stretched yet alive snake"

Tim:"oh I made a snake balloon haven't you heard there very popular"

John:"no what's that"

Tim:"It's when you de-fang a small yet sturdy snake, and proceed to use it over the course of 2-3 weeks, and once your done with it your semen will stretch it into a balloon".
by joefalcone2021 June 13, 2025
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Dirty Water Balloon

Adj. When an uncircumcised male pinches off their foreskin forming a seal wile reaching climax and fills the rest with urine until it bursts from the pressure.
little did Billy know giving her a dirty water balloon would ruin date night..
by GanjaGoblin December 18, 2022
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Balloon Time

by SPrice1980 April 21, 2022
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Walmart balloon

A sexual act when a female injects helium into her vagina and the male sucks it out and sings Alvin and the chipmunks Christmas songs to her
Steve gave me a good Walmart balloon yesterday after work
by Billbob274746/63 May 3, 2025
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