salad face?

When you see the picture of a cute but extremely geeky girl online and are forced to furiously masturbate to overcome you current state of horniness.

I was so horny looking at her cute lil face that I wrapped BOTH hands around my cock and jerked off like a fucking maniac. My balls exploded thick cum all over the goddamn screen and all over this chick's face.

by fuckershocking February 6, 2005

Egg Salad

The act of shooting an enema of unfertilized eggs up somebody's ass, and then fucking it thereafter and cumming inside to fertilize them. You then leave them there until they turn into little fetuses, and then then shit them out.

Dude, Jerry has an Egg Salad being prepared in his ass.

by Eggsalad-er July 4, 2011

toss the salad

to lick one's butthole

Mikey W. loves to toss the salad with Andy S.!

by Richard Patrick Martin January 30, 2005

tossing salad

almost like a rim-job. It is having a male or female lick around the asshole.

Man yesterday I tossed this gurls salad and now I have a shit taste in my mouth!

by $a!ad F1nger$ April 12, 2005

Air Salad

To be totally and completely weightless,
also to be fat free and compiled of mainly oxygen or helium.

"You have lost so much air salad"

by Alasdair Mcnab April 26, 2004

noob salad

a variety of noobs in the same location, who have been owned, or are about to be owned:

different noobs getting slaughtered

you guys are going to be a noob salad

you guys made a pretty good noob salad

by Haijj June 26, 2009

pooter salad

When you pooter in the toitel and cover it with lettuce.

"Have you tried Uncle John's pooter salad?"

by PooterInMuhPants March 2, 2010