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Pain

Holy crap is that unpleasant!

Iam "Oof! This node pain is actually quite unpleasant..."

Hym "Quit being a baby! It's fine."

Iam "It... Uh... It doesn't feel fine..."

Hym "No pain no gain!"
Iam "I don't think that applies to steadily increasing lymph node pain..."

Hym "Well... There's nothing we can do about it. We can't afford to go to the hospital. It's $100 at the door. We're going to need an MRI. That's another $250. Then we have to pay for pills. That's another $70. That's going to take at least 4 straight days of working until 3 in the morning. And that's assuming they don't run the test and need a subsequent test. They are probably going to want to biopsy to make sure it's not cancer. We have to pay $25 day just to go out and work and to eat is going to cost maybe $50 for the week if we shop at the dollar store. So we are looking at at least a week straight of working double shifts where we end up staying out till noon."

Iam "Yeesh... This doesn't look good. Even if we got a real job it would take at least 2 weeks to get paid and it's doubtful it would even grant me a full paycheck. So, that route would take us at least a month to even get it looked at. The first is coming up too.... Shit this is wild. We are actually going to die..."

Hym "Yep... A slow painful death at the hands of the horde. And our faithful audience is going to get a front row seat. Death by deprivation."

Iam "Ouch... Hope it doesn't hurt too bad... Well, more than it already does..."

Hym "Yes, well, hopefully we go in our sleep."

Iam 😔 "Yeah... Alright. I'm going to bed."

Hym "Try not to die!"

Iam "Not helpful..."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2022
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Pain

Pain is when you become self-aware. Yoh are aware the things you like might not be accepted in a normal social setting.
Person 1: Hey, I know you like Naruto, so I got you this keychain!
Person 2: Thank you. Pain.

Person 1: Pain?
Person 2: Pain.
by Kai.:> October 6, 2020
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Pain Saturday

by zasi April 24, 2021
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Double Pain

1. A defence in ScrapTD which shoots six times as fast as Airstrike, but six times the DPS as well and costs more.

2. (Informal) A painful act or state.
"I got eight Double Pains and it can defend Danger Zone decently well with one or two Blue Lasers."

"That was a double pain which I got injured in the foot."
by AwesomeGamer22 January 14, 2023
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Pain

A: I stubbed my toe, it really hurts.
B: *Gasp* You believe in pain?
by HelpImHeldCaptiveByACrazyMan September 18, 2021
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Dirty Paine

the act of jerking off to shirtless photos of hans zimmer, and ejaculating onto a chocolate chip eggo.
Charles told me about his attempted dirty paine last night.

did you give him a dirty paine?
by nekcalf November 15, 2024
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Pain

All I know
My life is constant pain, when will the suffering end
by 3@5 5(@5 07##6 446 April 8, 2021
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